I don't enjoy being a celebrity, I don't want any part of that or any part of that fame for fame... i'd actually rather die than be a celebrity slime!!!

While consumers may be more shocked by pink slime or the feeding of Prozac to poultry, the routine feeding of millions of pounds of human antibiotics to chickens presents a much graver threat.

We say we want politicians who are open and honest. And then, when we get one, we angrily pelt him with slime until he cringes to the mob, starts hiding his real views, and hires a spin doctor just like all the others.


Professor Henry Jones: I misjudged you, Walter. I knew you would sell your mother for an Etruscan vase. But I didn't know you would sell out your country and your soul... to the slime of humanity.

Jack Sparrow: [after being covered in mucus after the Kraken roars at him] Not so bad...
[wipes the slime from his face]
Jack Sparrow: [he looks down and sees his old hat] Oh!
[reaches for his hat and puts it on]
Jack Sparrow: 'Ello, beastie.
[smiles and draws his sword]

Dr. Raymond Stantz: [astounded] Talk about telekinetic activity, look at this mess!
Dr. Egon Spengler: Raymond, look at this.
Dr. Raymond Stantz: Ectoplasmic residue.
Dr. Egon Spengler: Venkman, get a sample of this.
Dr. Raymond Stantz: It's the real thing.
Dr. Peter
Venkman: Somebody blows their nose and wanna keep it?
Dr. Egon Spengler: I'd like to analyze it.
Dr. Raymond Stantz: There's more over here.
Dr. Egon Spengler: I'm getting stronger readings here.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Whoa, ah.
[Venkman tries to wipe the slime off of his hand]
Dr. Egon Spengler: This way.
[to Venkman]