Josh: Do you have any idea what you're talking about?
Cher: No. Why, does it sound like I do?
Cher: As if.
Cher: He does dress better than I do, what would I bring to the relationship?
Tai: I could really use some sort of herbal refreshment.
Dionne: Oh, well we do lunch in ten minutes. We don't have any tea, but we have Coke and stuff.
Tai: No shit. You guys got Coke here?
Dionne: Well, yeah.
Cher: Yeah, this is America.
Mel: Where are you?
Cher: I'm just having a snack at my girlfriend's.
Mel: Where, in Kuwait?
Cher: Is that in the valley?
Mel: Do you know what time it is?
Cher: A watch doesn't really go with this outfit, daddy.
Dionne: Hello? There was a stop sign.
Cher: I totally paused.
Cher: I am totally butt crazy in love with Josh.
Josh: Look, I'm just curious. How many hours a day do you spend grooming yourself?
Cher: Some people are not lucky enough to be as naturally adorable as you are.
Josh: Stop it, you're making me blush.
Cher: Until mankind is peaceful enough not to have violence on the news, there's no point in taking it out of shows that need it for entertainment value.
Cher: I want to do something for humanity.
Josh: How about sterilization?
[driving up to a huge house]
Cher: This is where Dionne lives. She's my friend because we both know what it's like for people to be jealous of us.
Josh: You want to practice parking?
Cher: What's the point? Everywhere you go has valet.
Cher: Do you prefer "fashion victim" or "ensembly challenged"?
Cher: I feel like such a heifer. I had two bowls of Special K, 3 pieces of turkey bacon, a handful of popcorn, 5 peanut butter M&M's and like 3 pieces of licorice.
Mel: I'd like to see you have a little direction.
Cher: I have direction!
Josh: Yeah, towards the mall.
Josh: You look like Pippi Longstocking.
Cher: Well you look like Forrest Gump. Who's Pippi Longstocking?
Josh: Someone Mel Gibson never played.
Cher: Anything you can do to draw attention to your mouth is good.
Cher: Christian said he'd call the next day, but in boy time that meant Thursday.
Cher: I was surfing the crimson wave. I had to haul ass to the ladies'.
Cher: Miss Stoeger, I would just like to say that physical education in this school is a disgrace. I mean, standing in line for forty minutes is hardly aerobically effective. I doubt I've worked off the calories in a stick of Carefree gum.
