perverted Quotes

Benjamin: Don't talk about Elaine?
Mrs. Robinson: No.
Benjamin: Well, why not?
Mrs. Robinson: Because I don't want you to.
Benjamin: Well, why don't you? I wish you'd tell me.
Mrs. Robinson: There's nothing to tell.
Benjamin: Well, why is

she a big taboo subject all of a sudden? Well, I guess I'll have to ask her out on a date and find out what the big deal is.
Mrs. Robinson: [turns on the lamp] Benjamin...
Benjamin: Ow!
Mrs. Robinson: Don't you ever take that girl out! Do you understand me?
Benjamin: Look, I have no intention of taking

her out.
Mrs. Robinson: Good.
Benjamin: I was just kidding around.
Mrs. Robinson: Good.
Benjamin: But why shouldn't I?
Mrs. Robinson: I have my reasons.
Benjamin: Well, let's hear them.
Mrs. Robinson: No.

Benjamin: Let's hear them, Mrs. Robinson, because I think I know what they are; I'm not good enough for her to associate with, am I? I'm not good enough to even talk about her, am I?
Mrs. Robinson: Let's drop it.
Benjamin: We're not dropping it! I'm good enough for you, but I'm not good enough to associate with your daughter. That's

it, isn't it! Isn't it?
Mrs. Robinson: [lengthy pause] Yes.
Benjamin: You go to hell! You go straight to hell, Mrs. Robinson! Do you think I'm proud of myself? Do you think I'm proud of this?
Mrs. Robinson: I wouldn't know.
Benjamin: Well, I am not! No sir, I am not proud that I spend my time with a

broken-down alcoholic!
Mrs. Robinson: I see.
Benjamin: And if you think I come here for any reason besides pure boredom, then you're all wrong; because Mrs. Robinson, this is the sickest, most perverted thing in the world that ever happened to me! And you do what you want, but I'm getting the hell out!
Mrs. Robinson: Are you?

Benjamin: Goddam right I am!

Cooper: You know America was founded by prudes. Prudes who left Europe because they hated all the kinky, steamy European sex that was going on. And now I, Cooper Harris, will return to the land of my perverted forefathers and claim my birthright... which is a series of erotic and sexually challenging adventures.
Scott: You've really thaught a lot about

this, haven't you?
Cooper: It's my passion!

Greg Marmalard: [at the trial of Delta House V. Omega House] Robert Hoover will speak on behalf of Delta House.
Hoover: [the Deltas cheer as he stands up] I don't think you can fully judge a fraternity without looking at the positive qualities of the people in it. The Delta House has a long standing tradition of existence to its' members and to the

community at large.
Dean Vernon Wormer: [to Marmalard] I think we've heard enough.
Hoover: I was told I would have a chance to speak?
Greg Marmalard: We've heard enough.
Hoover: But I was told I would have a chance to speak!
Doug Neidermeyer: HE SAID THAT'S IT! ARE YOU DEAF?

Dean Vernon Wormer: [to Marmalard] Let's finish this damn thing.
Bluto: [in the background] BULLSHIT!
[the other Deltas start chanting "bullshit"]
Hoover: I don't think it's fair!
Dean Vernon Wormer: [angry] I'll tell you what's fair!
Bluto: [in the background] EAT ME!

[the other Deltas start chanting "Eat me"]
Hoover: Hey will someone tell those assholes to shut up?
Boon: Hey shut up you assholes!
[shows Katy laughing hysterically]
Otter: [stands up] Point of parliamentary procedure!
Hoover: Don't screw this up, they're serious this time.

Otter: Take it easy man, I'm in pre law.
Boon: I thought you were pre med?
Otter: What's the difference? Ladies and gentlemen, I'll be brief.
Dean Vernon Wormer: What's he doing?
Otter: The issue here is not that we broke a few rules, or took a few liberties with our female party

guests. We did.
[winks]
Otter: But you can't hold an entire fraternity responsible for the actions of a few sick, perverted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole fraternity system? And if the whole fraternity system is to blame, then is this not an indictment of our education system in general? I put it to you, Greg! Isn't this an indictment

of our entire American society? Well, you can do what you want to us, but I will not stand by and listen to you bad mouth the United States of America! Gentlemen!
[they cheer, walk out humming the US National Anthem]
Dean Vernon Wormer: You're not walking out of this one mister! You're finished! No more Delta! You've bought it this time, buster! I will call your

national office! I will revoke your charter! And if you wise guys try one more thing, I am kicking you out of this college! No more fun of any kind!

Johnny Blaze: What is it? This thing inside of me? I'd like to know before we, uh, commence.
Moreau: Hm. Zarathos was an angel, a Spirit of Justice. Sent to protect the world of men. But he was tricked, captured, brought down to Hell, corrupted. Driven insane. Heh. His mission to protect the innocent was perverted into a lust to punish the guilty. He became

the Spirit of Vengeance.
Johnny Blaze: Yeah, but the angel, the Spirit of Justice, he's alive in there? Somewhere?
Moreau: He could be. Do you feel him?
Johnny Blaze: No.
Moreau: Cheer up, my man. Soon, you will be free.