The Great Dictator
The Great Dictator

Hannah: Do you know we're very much alike?
A Jewish Barber: Are we?
Hannah: Yeah! We're both absentminded.
A Jewish Barber: Do you think so?
Hannah: Yes! I like absentminded people. Do you know the story about the man who put his watch in boiling water and held the egg in his hand?

A Jewish Barber: No!
[both laugh]
A Jewish Barber: That's great.