Wrecked Quotes

Brennan Huff: [to Dale] You know what I just realized? You've been the one dragging me down. Now I'm gonna go out and find a job and an apartment; and then I'm gonna get Mom and Dr. Doback back together. I'm gonna be the hero, and you can suck on it!
Dale Doback: My life was perfect before you came here. Me and my dad had the perfect setup, and you wrecked

it!
[Dale gets up on his feet and starts walking away]
Brennan Huff: Hey...
[Dale turns around]
Brennan Huff: We're no longer brothers!
Dale Doback: We never were. We were stepbrothers.
[Dale walks away]

Miranda: Daniel was so wonderfully different, and funny! He could always make me laugh.
Mrs. Doubtfire: They always say the key to a solid marriage is laughter.
Miranda: But after a few years, everything just stopped being funny.
Mrs. Doubtfire: Why?
Miranda: I was working all the time,

and he was always between jobs. I hardly ever got to see the kids, and on the nights I'd try to get home early to be with them, something would go wrong. The house would be wrecked and I'd have to clean it up. He never knew, but so many nights I just cried myself to sleep.
Mrs. Doubtfire: [crushed] Really?
Miranda: The truth is, I didn't like who I

was when I was with him. I would turn into this horrible person. I didn't want my kids growing up with a mother like that. When I'm not with Daniel, I'm better. And... I'm sure he's better when he's not with me.
Mrs. Doubtfire: Well, you never... I mean, did you ever say anything to him dear?
Miranda: Daniel never liked to talk about anything

serious. I used to think Daniel could do anything, except be serious. But then *I* was serious enough for everybody.

[Adrian, deeply concerned, walks towards Rocky on the beach]
Adrian: Can I talk to you? I wanna ask you something important, and I want you to tell me the truth.
Rocky Balboa: What?
Adrian: Why'd you come here?
Rocky Balboa: I just don't want it no more.
Adrian: If it's over

because you want it to be over, I'm glad.
Rocky Balboa: I do.
Adrian: It's just... you never quit anything since I known you.
Rocky Balboa: I don't know what you want me to say. I mean, what happened? How did everything that was so good get so bad?
Adrian: What's so bad? Tell me, what?

Rocky Balboa: I wrecked everything by not thinking for myself. I mean, why couldn't Mickey tell me where I really at right from the start? He didn't have to carry me and lie to me and make me think I was better than I really was when I wasn't.

[on Ricky's new 'corporate sponsor']
Susan: "Me" is you. Because it's just you out there. We don't have any corporate sponsors, we don't have any fancy team owners. We have you. And this car, and this cougar, which symbolizes the fear that you have overcome. It's all there for you.
Glenn: Ricky, this car is like your Excalibur, the mighty sword that

Sir Lancelot used to bring together the Knights of the Round Table, until Lancelot betrayed him by laying with his queen...
[whispers suggestively]
Glenn: ... in the biblical sense.
Ricky Bobby: Okay, Glenn. Everything cool that Susan said, you wrecked it.

Police Chief Hubbard: Is this the gentleman who crashed through Victor Maitland's window? Who disabled an unmarked unit with a banana?
Lieutenant Bogomil: Yes, sir.
Police Chief Hubbard: Who lured Taggart and Rosemont into a gross dereliction of duty at a strip-tease establishment?
Detective Rosewood: Uh, it's

Rosewood, sir.
Lieutenant Bogomil: Yes, sir.
Police Chief Hubbard: Is this the gentleman who ruined the buffet at the Harrow club this morning?
Lieutenant Bogomil: Yes, sir.
Police Chief Hubbard: I just bet that you are the pride of your department in Detroit. Lieutenant, I'd like to see you in your

office.
Lieutenant Bogomil: Yes, sir.
Axel Foley: [mocking Hubbard] Is this the man who... wrecked the buffet at the Harrow club this morning?
Sergeant Taggart: Lower your voice, for Christ's sake!
Axel Foley: What, can the guy hear me through the wall?
Detective

Rosewood, Sergeant Taggart: Yes, he can.
[Detectives Foster and McCabe nod in agreement]

Em Lewin: So you're going to Columbia?
James Brennan: No. No, maybe next year.
Em Lewin: Why?
James Brennan: I wrecked my dad's car and I lost all my carny money.
Em Lewin: So what's the plan?
James Brennan: I'm gonna crash at the Y for a week, I'm gonna look for

a shitty job, and I don't know.
Em Lewin: Hey, give me your shirt.
[takes James' wet shirt]
Em Lewin: I'll get you another shirt.
James Brennan: Thanks.
[pauses]
James Brennan: Hey, Em. I really missed you.
Em Lewin: You wanna wear this?
[hold up

Adventureland games t-shirt]
James Brennan: No! No, I never wanna see that again. Why do you have that? Why do you have that stupid shirt?
[kisses Em]

Jim Garrison: What I need to know is why. Why are you telling us this?
Willie O'Keefe: 'Cause that motherfucker Kennedy stole that motherfuckin' election, that's why. Nixon was gonna be one of the great presidents 'till Kennedy wrecked it up. Got niggas running around askin' for their damn rights. Why do you think we got all this crime nowadays? He promised

those motherfuckers too goddamn much you ask me.