Spaceballs Quotes

Ape #1: [as the Spaceballs and what is left of Mega Maid land on the Planet of the Apes] Dear me. What are these things coming out of her nose?
Dark Helmet: [One of the apes takes his binoculars out and sees Colonel Sandurz, Dark Helmet, and President Skroob coming out of Mega Maid's nose] Hey, hey, hey. Watch my Helmet.
Ape #2: Spaceballs.

Ape #1: Oh, shit. There goes the planet.

Yogurt: Merchandising, merchandising, where the real money from the movie is made. Spaceballs-the T-shirt, Spaceballs-the Coloring Book, Spaceballs-the Lunch box, Spaceballs-the Breakfast Cereal, Spaceballs-the Flame Thrower.
[turns it on]

Dink, Dink, Dink, Dink, Dink, Dink: Ooooh!
Yogurt: [reacts to dinks] The kids love this one.
[a dink hands him a doll that looks likes Yogurt]
Yogurt: And last but not least, Spaceballs the doll, me.
[pulls

string]
Doll: May the schwartz be with you!
Yogurt: [kisses the doll] Adorable.

Dark Helmet: [capturing Vespa's ship] So, Princess Vespa, you thought you could outwit the imperious forces of Planet Spaceball. Well, you were wrong. You are now our prisoner, and you will be held hostage until such time as all of the air is transferred from your planet to ours.
[opening the door and looking inside]
Dark Helmet: She's not in there.

[the Spaceballs in the room all drop their weapons and cover their crotches]
Radar Technician: [calling on the intercom] Radar repaired, sir. We're picking up the outline of a... Winnebago.
Dark Helmet: Winnebago? Lone Star. Lone Starr!
[pounding Vespa's ship in anger, the door falls and bonks him on the head]