Roxanne Quotes

Titan: [on TV] Hey, Metro losers! This is Metro Tower! They say it's supposed to be a symbol of our city's strength...
[shows Roxanne tied to the tower]
Titan: ...but for me, it's a reminder of the day this woman ferociously ripped out my heart! And I hate reminders!
[rips out part of the tower's foundation, swaying it]
Roxanne

Ritchi: HAL! Please don't do this. I know there's still good in you, Hal...
Titan: You're so naive, Roxy. You see the good in everyone, even when it's not there. You're living a fantasy. There is no Easter Bunny. There is no Tooth Fairy. There is no Queen of England. This is the real world, and you need to wake up!

Metro Man: It all started back at the observatory. Roxanne was kidnapped, I was gonna stop you. My head wasn't in the game that day. We were kinda goin' through the motions. So, using my super speed, I decided to go clear my head. Then I realized, we had done this same silly charade our entire lives! I tried to get my mind off how I was feeling, but I just felt stuck. And I

started to realize, despite all my powers, each and every citizen of Metro had something I didn't: a choice. Ever since I can remember, I've always had to be what this city wanted me to be. What about what I wanted to do? Then it suddenly hit me: I DO have a choice! I can be whatever I wanna be! No one said that this hero thing had to be a lifetime gig!... But you can't just quit either. That's

when I got the brilliant idea... to fake my death! Once your death ray hit, I've never felt so alive. So I borrowed a prop from a nearby nursing school and Metro Man was finally dead! And Music Man was born!
Roxanne Ritchi: Music Man?
Metro Man: That way I can keep my logo!
Megamind: Because of WHAAT?
Roxanne

Ritchi: Come again?
Metro Man: I am finally free to get in touch with my true power... weaving lyrical magic!

Megamind: [catches up with Roxanne] I can explain!... What about everything you just said, about judging a book by its cover?
Roxanne Ritchi: Well, let's take a look at the contents then, shall we? You destroyed Metro Man, you took over the city, and now you've actually got me to care about you! Why are you so evil? Tricking me? What could you possibly hope

to gain?
[Megamind looks up at Roxanne sadly]
Roxanne Ritchi: ...Wait a minute. Ohhh... I don't believe this! Do you really think I that would ever be with you?
Megamind: [whispers] ... No.

Minion: This is about Miss Ritchi, isn't it? You're going on a date with her!
Megamind: [laughs] No, my main man! Get out of town!
Minion: Oh, this is bad... This is bad! You've fallen in love with her!
Megamind: You are forgetting your place, Minion. Now give me the keys!
Minion: What

happens when Roxanne finds out who you really are?
Megamind: She'll never find out! That's the point of lying!

Roxanne Ritchi: [talking about Metro Man on TV] He was always there for us, dependable... Perhaps we took him for granted. You know, maybe, we never really know how good you have it until it's gone. We miss you Metro Man... I miss you... And I just have one question for Megamind: Are you happy now? This is Roxanne Ritchi, reporting from a city without a hero. Coming up, are you

ready to be a slave army? What you need to know...

Metro Man: Should've known you tried to crash the party!
Metro Man: Oh, I intend to do more than crash it! This is a day you and Metrocity shall not soon forget!
Metro Man: It's pronounced METRO CITY!
Megamind: Oh, potato, tomato, potato, tomato...
Metro Man: We all know how this ends:

with YOU behind bars!
Megamind: [sarcastically] Oh, I'm shaking in my custom, baby seal leather boots!
[serious]
Megamind: You will leave Metrocity, or this will be the last you ever hear of... Roxanne Ritchi!
[presses a button to show a captive Roxanne on a separate screen]
Megamind: Huh?
Metro

Man: [gasps] Roxanne! Don't panic, Roxy... I'm on my way!
Roxanne Ritchi: Yeah, I'm not panicking.
Megamind: [smirking] In order to stop me, you need to find me first, Metro Man!
Roxanne Ritchi: We're at the abandoned observatory!
Metro Man: A-ha!
Megamind: [lunges for

the control and turns off the camera on Roxanne] Nooo! We're NOT! Don't listen to her, she's crazy!

[museum worker Bernard discovers Roxanne talking to Metro Man statue]
Bernard: Hey! We're closing soon.
Roxanne Ritchi: Oh! You scared me. Barry, right?
Bernard: Bernard.
Roxanne Ritchi: Bernard! I was just, well, I was talking to... myself. You probably think I'm a little bit nuts.

Bernard: I'm not allowed to insult guests directly.