The Lobster
The Lobster

Hotel Manager: Now the fact that you will turn into an animal if you fail to fall in love with someone during your stay here is not something that should upset you or get you down. Just think, as an animal you'll have a second chance to find a companion. But, even then, you must be careful; you need to choose a companion that is a similar type of animal to you. A wolf and a

penguin could never live together, nor could a camel and a hippopotamus. That would be absurd.

Minions
Minions

[the minions chase after Gru]
Scarlett Overkill: Are you really going to allow that little penguin to make off with MY crown?
[no one listens to her]
Scarlett Overkill: Oh, Herb... I'm done!

Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa
Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa

Kowalski: Only two passengers unaccounted for, Skipper.
Skipper: That's a number I can live with! Good landing, boys! Who says a penguin can't fly?

South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut
South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut

Mr. Mackey: I want to know where you heard all this horrific obscenities, m'kay?
Kyle: Nowhere.
Stan: We heard them from Mr. Garrison a few times before.
Mr. Mackey: Boys, I seriously doubt that Mr Garrison ever said: "Eat penguin shit, you ass spelunker".

The Blues Brothers
The Blues Brothers

[Arriving at the Orphanage]
Jake: What are we doing here?
Elwood: You promised you'd visit the penguin the day you got out.
Jake: Yeah? So I lied to her.
Elwood: You can't lie to a nun. We got to go in and visit the penguin.
Jake: No... fucking... way.

Happy Feet
Happy Feet

Gloria: Daylight deals a bad hand...
Mumble: Sing to this.
Gloria: Mumble, you're embarrassing me.
[Mumble taps his feet]
Gloria: Baby, uh-uh, it don't work
[Mumble taps his feet again]
Gloria: Baby, uh uh uh, uh-uh
[Mumble taps his feet again]

Gloria: Uh uh uh, uh
[Mumble taps his feet again]
Gloria: Uh uh uh, uh
[Mumble taps his feet again]
Gloria: Uh uh uh/So slowly...
[Mumble taps his feet along while Gloria sings]
Gloria: So slowly into hearts of those who/Need more than they get/Daylight deals a bad hand/To a penguin that

has laid too many bets/The mirror stares you in the face and says/"Baby, uh-uh, it don't work!"/You say your prayers, though you don't care/You sing and you/Shake the hurt... /DANCE!

Happy Feet
Happy Feet

[watching the elephant seals]
Lombardo: I don't think they are penguin eaters, are they?
Ramón: I believe they are herbivores.
Raul: Huh?
Ramón: You know, kelp suckers!

Happy Feet
Happy Feet

Miss Viola: Good morning class.
Class: Good morning, Miss Viola.
Miss Viola: Right, well, today we will begin with the most important lesson you will ever learn at penguin elementary. Does anyone know what that is? Anyone? Anyone? Someone? Seymour?
Baby Seymour: Fishing?
Miss Viola: No. Mumble?

Baby Mumble: Don't eat yellow snow?
Miss Viola: No. That's not it. No.
Baby Gloria: It's our heart song, Miss.
Miss Viola: Thank you, Gloria. Yes, yes.

Happy Feet
Happy Feet

Norma Jean: You don't have to be beautiful, to turn me on. I just need your body, baby.
Male Penguin #1: Hello...
Norma Jean: From dusk 'til dawn.
Male Penguin #1: Is it me you're lookin' for?
Norma Jean: You don't need experience.
Male Penguin #2: Take...
Norma Jean: To turn me out.

Male Penguin #2: These broken wings.
Norma Jean: You just leave it all up to me.
Male Penguin #3: Let's talk about eggs, baby. Let's talk about you and me.
Norma Jean: Mm-mm, mm-mm. You don't have to be rich to be my pearl. Don't have to be cool to rule my world. Ain't no particular song I'm more compatible with. I just want your extra...


[turns to the huge crowd of males following her]
Norma Jean: Boys, boys! Give a chick a chance!
Memphis: [appearing on the crest of a hill] Well, since my baby left me I found a new place to dwell. It's down at the end of Lonely Street at Heartbreak Hotel. And I said, I'm feelin' so lonely, baby. I'm feelin' so lonely.
Norma

Jean, Memphis: I'm feelin' so lonely...
Norma Jean: ...I could die.
Memphis: You don't have to be rich to be my girl.
Norma Jean: Don't have to be cool to rule my world.
Memphis: You rule my world.
Norma Jean: You're the particular song I'm

compatible with.
Memphis: I just want your...
Norma Jean, Memphis: ...extra time... and your kiss.

Happy Feet
Happy Feet

Mumble: Excuse me. What is this place?
Zoo Penguin: You're in heaven, Dave. Penguin heaven.
Mumble: Is it anywhere near Emperor Land?
Zoo Penguin: It's wherever you want it to be. Try the water, Dave. It's really real.