Al Yankovic
Al Yankovic

What kind of morons do you have working at newspapers in Austin that would base an entire review of an artist's performance on whether or not they had a good seat?

Bjarke Ingels
Bjarke Ingels

If you are not able to transmit what you're trying to achieve to your collaborators, you will only have minions - or morons.

Claudia Winkleman
Claudia Winkleman

I love skiing. What on earth have I been doing on a beach all this time? I mean, that's for morons - you can get sunburn and really damage yourself.

Donald Trump, Jr.
Donald Trump, Jr.

Anyone who thinks hunters are just 'bloodthirsty morons' hasn't looked into hunting. If you wait through long, cold hours in the November woods with a bow in your hands hoping a buck will show, or if you spend days walking in the African bush trailing Cape buffalo while listening to lions roar, you're sure to learn hunting isn't about killing.

Gene Simmons
Gene Simmons

My mother is probably the wisest person I've ever known. She's not schooled, she's not well read. But she has a philosophy of life that makes well-read people seem like morons.

James May
James May

Men think that not being able to wire a plug somehow makes them more creative or intellectual. It just makes them morons.

John Malkovich
John Malkovich

We have a tendency to think everyone's idiotic and everyone's only doing something idiotic, and the world is controlled by a not-so-secret group of morons. There's great truth in that, I suppose, but then it's also not true.

Jon Lovett
Jon Lovett

If there is one way that I would sum up what the 2016 election was on cable news, it was world-class journalists interviewing morons.

Lance Loud
Lance Loud

For the naysayers that claimed 'American Family' revealed us to be vacant, unloving, uncaring morons of the materialistic '70s, this image will be proven wrong when Mom and Dad remarry... Make no mistake. This is not to emphasize the sadness of my demise but rather emphasize the love of my family and friends.

M. J. Hyland
M. J. Hyland

Life is ruthless, and its bestowal of fortune arbitrary and capricious. I'd been born to morons, and mine was a shabby life.