Bill Veeck
Bill Veeck

What can I do, I asked myself, that is so spectacular that no one will be able to say he had seen it before? The answer was perfectly obvious. I would send a midget up to bat.

Brad Marchand
Brad Marchand

I've won midget championships, a junior-league title, two World Junior Championships and some other minor-hockey championships, but I don't think teams win because I'm on them.

Chelsea Handler
Chelsea Handler

Have you ever been sued by a midget? It's not fun.

Christo
Christo

Germany is an economic giant but a political midget, and with the end of the Cold War she has started to muscle her presence throughout Europe and the world.

Chuck Jones
Chuck Jones

If you want a midget to look like a baby, don't put a cigar in his mouth.

Clive James
Clive James

She was good at playing abstract confusion in the same way that a midget is good at being short.

Deep Roy
Deep Roy

Whether you're a dwarf, whether you're a midget, it's all branding.

Elvis Mitchell
Elvis Mitchell

I dress well. I travel; I seem to be relatively glamorous for a film guy - which, to me, is like being the fastest midget in the circus.

Hornswoggle
Hornswoggle

I learned everything from WWE. Ken Anderson trained me in Green Bay. The were looking for a midget for Fit Finlay, and Ken said that I have the guy. He can take bumps. He can work. He will do great, it was literally off to the races from then on.

Hornswoggle
Hornswoggle

The word midget makes me money.