Manny Quotes

Tony Montana: Look at that, a junkie... I got a junkie for a wife. Her womb is so polluted, I can't even have a fucking little baby with her!
Manny Ribera: C'mon, Tony.
Elvira Hancock: You son of a bitch!... You fuck!
[throws wine in Tony's face]
Elvira Hancock: How dare you talk to me like that? What

makes you so much better than me? What do you do?
Manny Ribera: [trying to dry off Tony's clothes] Don't worry.
Elvira Hancock: [as shocked restaurant clients looks on aghast] You deal drugs and you kill people. Oh, that's wonderful, Tony. Real contribution to human history.
Tony Montana: Go ahead. Just tell everybody. Come

on.
Elvira Hancock: You want a kid?
Tony Montana: Tell the world.
Elvira Hancock: What kind of a father do you think you'd make?
[Tony tries taking a swipe at her]
Elvira Hancock: Who's gonna drive him to school in the mornings? Are you even gonna be alive by the time the kid goes to school?

[Tony glowers at her in rage]
Elvira Hancock: You don't even know how to be a husband!
Tony Montana: [snarls] Sit down before I...
Elvira Hancock: [as Manny and guards try to calm her down] Do we ever go anywhere without having 600 thugs hanging around us all the time?
[sobbing:]
Elvira

Hancock: I have Nick "The Pig" for a friend. What kind of a life is that?
Manny Ribera: Come on.
Elvira Hancock: Can't you see... what we're becoming, Tony? We're losers. We're not winners.
Tony Montana: Go home. You're stoned.
Elvira Hancock: I'm not stoned. You're stoned.
Tony

Montana: Get her out of here!
Manny Ribera: Come on. Come on.
Elvira Hancock: No! No! I'm not going home with you!
[sighs, vainly trying to brush her hair back]
Elvira Hancock: I'm not going home with anybody! I'm going home alone. I'm leaving you. I don't need this shit anymore.
Manny

Ribera: Okay, I'll walk you out.
[tapping Tony on the shoulder:]
Manny Ribera: I'll take her home in a cab.
Tony Montana: Let her go, let her go. Another Quaalude, she gonna love me again.

[Tony is playing basketball with a group of friends]
Manny: ¡Tony! ¡Montana! ¡Tony Montana! Ven acá, man. Come here.
Tony Montana: ¿Qué te pasa?
[What's wrong with you?]
Manny: Come here, man. I gotta talk to you. Come on, man. It's important.
Tony Montana: So close, man.

Manny: Come on. Come on, man. I gotta talk to you.
Angel: [to Tony] Where are you going, man?
Manny: [to Angel] Leave him alone, okay?
Tony Montana: [to Angel] I got better things to do.
Angel: [to Tony] You're chicken, man. You almost made it.
[Tony and Manny walk away]

Manny: Are you ready for some good news?
Tony Montana: Sure. What you got, man?
Manny: We can be outta this place in 30 days. Not only that, but we got a green card and a job in Miami. Now are we made or are we made, man?
Tony Montana: What do we gotta do? Go to Cuba and hit the beard or what?

Manny: No, man, somebody else.
Tony Montana: You're kidding?
Manny: No.
Tony Montana: You're not kidding?
[Manny smiles]
Manny: Guy named Rebenga, man. Emilio Rebenga.
Tony Montana: Rebenga? Coño, man. I know that name.
Manny:

Yeah?
Tony Montana: He's political.
Manny: Yeah. Well, he's coming in here today, man. Castro just sprung him. This guy, man, was one of the top dogs for Fidel in the early days. But Castro felt like he couldn't trust him anymore and threw him in jail. But while he was on top, he tortured a few guys to death. And one of the guy's brother is a rich

guy in Miami now, and he wants the favor repaid. That's where we come in.

Sid: Isn't this great? Two bachelors knocking about in the wild?
Manfred: No. You just want a bodyguard so you don't become somebody's side-dish.
Sid: You're a very shrewd mammal. Okay, you lead the way, Mr. Big, uh... I didn't catch the name...
Manfred: Manfred.
Sid: Manfred? Yuck,

man, how about Manny the Moody Mammoth? Manny the melancholy? Manny the... yipe!
Manfred: [after turning abruptly so he scrambled up a sapling] Stop, following me.

[Morning arrives, Manny wakes up and feels for the baby in his trunk, only to discover that the Baby is gone. He stomps over to the sleeping Diego who wakes up with a start]
Manny: WHERE'S THE BABY?
Diego: You lost it?
[They look at each and notice Sid is not there]
Manny, Diego: [shouts] SID!

[Scene shows Sid with the baby in a jacuzzi like mud hot spring; using the baby as a 'chick magnet' to attract two female sloths]
Rachel: Oh, he's lovely. Positively adorable!
Jennifer: [baby-talking to the baby] Hello Pumpkin. Hello, little bunny baby...
Rachel: [to Sid] Where did you find it?
Sid:

Ah, poor kid was all alone in the wild. Sabers were cornering him, So I just snatched it!
Rachel: Oh, so brave of you!
Sid: Yeah, well... He needed me...
[wistfully]
Sid: And I wished I had one of my own, too...
Jennifer: [excited] REALLY?
[she calms herself down]

Jennifer: I'm... I'm attracted that quality in a male.
Sid: [unaware that the baby is sinking into the mud hot spring] Who wouldn't be?
Rachel: [gushing] You caring for a baby...
Sid: [notices that Roshan the baby is gone and pulls the muddy baby up] Yeah, well... You know...
[the baby playfully throws

mud on Sid's face; they both laugh]
Sid: [as he grabs something to wipe the mud off his face] Cute kid, huh? So, as I was saying ladies... uh...
[wipes the 'something' on his face, which is Manny's trunk; he realizes and gasps]
Sid: Oh, hey! Hey... Manny!
Manny: [taking the giggling baby away] What's the matter with

you?

Manny: [looking at Eddie & Crash singing] Are you crazy?
Diego: [lets go of his breath, in a squeaky voice] Its not poison!
[surprised by his voice, he laughs hysterically with Eddie & Crash]
Crash: [in a squeaky voice] That is Sooo Disturbing!
Buck: [from the other side] Stop laughing! All of you!

Crash: [in a squeaky voice, mimicking Bucks accent] Stop Laughing all of you!
[All laugh hysterically]
Manny: [in a squeaky voice, mimicking Bucks accent] Whats rule number 1?
[All laugh hysterically]
Ellie: They are just laughing, what's so bad about that?
Buck: They died laughing!

[points down the chasm at laughing skeletons of dinosaurs]
Ellie: [gasps] Stop laughing!
Manny: [in a squeaky voice] You know whats funny though? We are trying to save Sid, and now we are all gonna die!
[all laugh hysterically]
Eddie: [in a squeaky voice] And i don't even like Sid!
Crash: [in a

squeaky voice] Who does? He's an idiot!
[All laugh hysterically]
Diego: [in a squeaky voice] Thats for getting me into this mess! Its the most fun i've had in years!
Manny: [in a squeaky voice] Thank YOU, for deserting the herd, that was totally SUPER!
[moment of silence and then they all laugh hysterically]

Manny: [All notice Buck above the cage trying to release it free and holding his breath, Manny begins to tickle him with his trunk] Coo chee Coo chee Coo!
Buck: [In a normal voice] Stop That!
[gasps]
Buck: Don't you see?
[in a squeaky voice]
Buck: We are all gonna die!
[All look at him and

begin laughing hysterically including Buck]
Ellie: [on the other side] I gotta do everything huh?
[Ellie releases the rope and sets the cage loose]
Eddie: [in a squeaky voice] Sometimes, i wet my bed!
Crash: [in a squeaky voice] Thats alright, sometimes I wet your bed!
[All Laugh hysterically]

Manny: [the cage reaches the other side and everyone apart from Buck tumbles out breathing for air while laughing. In a normal voice] Uhhh, I'm not sure how much of that you could hear...?
Manny: Oh i heard all of it
Eddie: [to crash] You wet my bed?
Crash: That was just gas talk dude.

Buck: [stopping Manny and the herd from moving on] Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa! Whoa! What, you-you think this is some sort of tropical getaway? You can't protect your mate, mate. What are you gonna do with those-those flimsy tusks when you run into the Beast?
Crash: Wait. You mean there's something *bigger* than Mommy Dinosaur?
Buck:

Aye.
Eddie: "Eye"?
Buck: Aye aye. He's the one that gave me *this*
[pointing to his missing eye, which is covered in a patch]
Eddie: Whoa. He gave you that patch?
Crash: For free? That's so cool.
Eddie: Yeah, maybe he'll give *us* one, too!

Diego: Whoo! My paws are burning, baby! They're burning! I gotta tip-toe. Tippy-toe. Tippy-toe.
Ellie: Excuse me, twinkle toes! Giving birth here.
Diego: Oh, right, sorry. You okay?
Ellie: Am I okay? Do you know anything about childbirth?
Diego: Not really. But Manny's coming.

Ellie: Diego, I'm scared. Can I hold your paw?
Diego: Yeah, of course.
[Groans as Ellie takes paw and squeezes hard]
Diego: Just go with the pain.
[Ellie screams]
Diego: It's just a contraction.
Ellie: No!
[Points to dinosaur and screams]

Diego: Don't worry about a thing. You're doing fine.
[Sees dinosaur]
Diego: It's going great. Excuse me.
[Bonks dinosaur on head, dinosaur grabs Diego's leg and pulls him over ledge]
Diego: Just keep breathing!
Ellie: Diego!
Diego: [Pops back up holding two dinosaurs] Just

breathe! That's the important thing.
[Conks dinosaurs' heads together, and jumped by another]
Diego: Oh!
Ellie: You can do it! Push! Push!
[Diego pants and lays on back as though giving birth]
Diego: I can't do it!
Ellie: Just one more big push!
Diego: You have no

idea what I'm going through!
[Ellie looks at him]
Diego: Okay, forget I said that. Let's do this together.
[Pushes log holding back two dinosaurs over ledge]
Diego: [Coaching Ellie in breathing] Oh, getting dizzy. Manny!
[Helps Manny up]
Diego: Come on, buddy I think we're getting close.
[Baby

cries]