Everything I like is either illegal, immoral or fattening.



Christopher Walken
I don't know why people eat so badly. I could eat pasta all the time, but it really is fattening. And I love ice cream, but I can't do that. There was a time, until I was in my mid-forties, when I could eat a whole pizza - and really, no effect.

David Walliams
When I want comfort food, I buy Maltesers. I like all chocolates, but especially those. You can eat them, and because they're so light, you can convince yourself that they are not actually that fattening.

Harley Pasternak
Though typically paired with words like 'organic,' 'harvest,' or 'natural,' almost all granolas are fattening.