Alison Owen
Alison Owen

Human nature stays the same, the one thing that stays constant, like death and taxes. And people still want good stories!

Bruce Dickinson
Bruce Dickinson

Apart from death and taxes, the one thing that's certain in this life is that I'll never be a fashion icon.

Elaine Chao
Elaine Chao

It has long been said the only things in life that are certain are death and taxes. Automatic enrollment for insurance of 401k loans would add an additional certainty. Fewer Americans would suffer the unnecessary loss of retirement savings due to unanticipated and untimely misfortune in an already stressful time of need.

James Caan
James Caan

No matter what heights you achieve, even if you're Brad Pitt, the slide is coming, sure as death and taxes.

Pamela Meyer
Pamela Meyer

Nothing is certain in life but death and taxes. And in Donald Trump's case, lies.

Ruth Ann Minner
Ruth Ann Minner

Benjamin Franklin said there were only two things certain in life: death and taxes. But I'd like to add a third certainty: trash. And while some in this room might want to discuss reducing taxes, I want to talk about reducing trash.

Steve Earle
Steve Earle

They say death and taxes are the only things that are inevitable. The truth is, you can not pay your taxes. I've done it, and there's consequences, but it can be done. Death you're not going to get out of, and you kind of got to deal with it.

Ex Machina
Ex Machina

Nathan: It's funny. You know. No matter how rich you get, shit goes wrong. You can't insulate yourself from it. I used to think it was death and taxes you couldn't avoid, but it's actually death and shit.