People forget I go to work. They forget that the Coleridge house was bought and paid for by the daughter of a travel agent and a barmaid from what the actor Richard Burton once described as the nightmarish 'featureless suburb' of Croydon.
Carl: [shouts] Vampires!
[jumps up and then looks at the couch where the barmaid he had just made love to is]
Carl: Now I remember.
