
Dr. Facilier: [to Lawrence, singing] On you, little man, I don't want to waste much time: you've been pushed around all your life / You've been pushed around by your mother, and your sister and your brother / And if you were married... you'd be pushed around by your wife!

[Naveen and Tiana are cooking dinner]
Prince Naveen: [mincing vegetables] I'm not really used to doing this. I mean, most of the time I had servants do everything for me: dress my clothes, brush my teeth, even help me get out of bed!
Princess Tiana: [stirring broth] Aw, you poor baby.
Prince Naveen: Yes, they did everything
for me, until the day my parents cut me off, and that's when I realized... I don't know how to do anything.

Buford: You got as much chance of getting that restaurant as I do of winning the Kentucky Derby. Hoo-hoo! Saddle me up, y'all! It's post time! Giddy-up, giddy-up!

Tiana: [singing] There's been tribes and tribulations. You know I've had my share, but I've climbed the mountain, I've crossed the river, and I'm almost there!

Prince Naveen: [to Tiana] You know waitress... I think what your problem is, you do not know how to have fun.
Tiana: Oh really? I think I know what YOUR problem is.
Prince Naveen: I'm... too wonderful?
[Gets hit in the face with a branch by Tiana]
Tiana: No... You are a good-for-nothin', lazy,
philanderin' lump on a log.
Prince Naveen: [fake-coughs] Killjoy!
Tiana: What did you say?
Prince Naveen: Nothing.
[Naveen fake coughs again]
Prince Naveen: A stick in the mud!
Tiana: [firmly] Look, mister! This stick in the mud has been working two jobs, while you, other
the other hand, spent your days sucking on a silver spoon and chasing chambermaids round your... your ivory tower!
[Tiana leaves]
Prince Naveen: ...Actually it's polished marble.