

Dr. Facilier: [appearing to read Prince Naveen's palm] Were I a betting man - and I'm not, I stay away from games of chance - I'd wager I'm in the company of visiting royalty.
Prince Naveen: [amazed] Lawrence, Lawrence! This remarkable gentleman has just read my palm!
Lawrence: [noticing the morning newspaper, which had a cover story
about Naveen's visit, sticking out of Dr. Facilier's pocket] Or this morning's newspaper.

Dr. Facilier: [to Naveen, singing] Now you, young man, are from across the sea / come from two lines of royalty. I'm royal myself, on my mother's side... Your spirits are high, but your funds are low... / You need to marry a pretty honey whose daddy got some dough!... Mum and Dad cut you off, huh, pretty boy?
Prince Naveen: Sad, but true!
Dr.
Facilier: Now you gotta get hitched. But hitching ties ya down. You just wanna be free, hop from place to place! But freedom takes GREEN...
[turns the cards into dollars]
Dr. Facilier: It's the green, it's the green, it's the green that you need / and in your future it's the green I see!

Prince Naveen: [practicing a marriage proposal with Evangeline] I'm not sure I want to be a prince anymore, cause then we would have to go our separate ways. I don't want that, I want to stay close to you, no matter what. Because... I love you.
[Ray sees, misunderstands and goes berserk on Naveen]

Dr. Facilier: Transformation central! Reformation central! Transmogrification central!

Tiana: Louis... Ray here says you've been taking us in the wrong direction.
Louis: I was... listen, I was confused by the topography and... the geography and choreography...
Ray: First rule of the bayou: never take directions from a gator.

[Tiana looks out her bedroom window]
Young Tiana: Charlotte's fairy tale book said, if you make a wish on evening star it's sure to come true.
Eudora: Hmm, won't you wish on that star, sweetheart?
James: Yes, you wish and you dream with all your little heart. But you remember, Tiana, that old star can only take you part of the
way. You got to help him with some hard work of your own. And then... Yeah, you can do anything you set you mind to. Just promise your Daddy one thing? That you'll never, ever lose sight of what is really important. Okay?
[Tiana nods yes]

Charlotte: Oh, Tia, Tia, Tia, Tia, mmm, did you hear the news? Tell her, oh, tell her, Big Daddy!
'Big Daddy' La Bouff: Oh, uh, Prince Naveen...
Charlotte: Prince Naveen of Maldonia is coming to New Orleans!
[screams]
Charlotte: Oh, isn't he the bees' knees? Ooh, tell her what you did, Big Daddy!
[shakes him vigorously]
Charlotte: TELL HER!
'Big Daddy' La Bouff: Well, I invited...
Charlotte: Big Daddy invited the prince to our masquerade ball tonight! Oh! Ooh, tell her what else you did, Big Daddy!
[pause]
Charlotte: Go on.
'Big Daddy' La Bouff: And he's staying...
Charlotte: And he's staying...
'Big Daddy' La Bouff: [stuffs beignet in Charlotte's mouth] And he's staying at our house as my personal guest.
Charlotte: [nods, with beignet in mouth] Mm hmm!

Prince Naveen: I am Naveen, Prince of Maldonia, and she is Tiana, the waitress.
[leans close to Louis]
Prince Naveen: Do not kiss her.

Ray: What's up?
Prince Naveen: I love her. Tiana is my Evangeline...