Jack: What did he say?
Peter: He said the train is lost.
Jack: How can a train be lost? It's on rails.
Rita: What's wrong with you?
Jack: Let me think about that. I'll tell you the next time I see you.
Jack: I wonder if the three of us would've been friends in real life. Not as brothers, but as people.
Peter: I like how mean you are.
Jack: The characters are all... Thanks.
Peter: I love the way this country smells. I'll never forget it. It's kind of spicy.
Francis: [Francis and Peter are beating each other up] You don't love me!
Peter: Yes I do!
Jack: I love you too, but I'm gonna mace you in the face!
Francis: [spotting some children crossing a river] Look at these assholes.
Brendan: Why are your eyes so red?
Francis: Why is your head so bald?
Brendan: We haven't located us yet.
Jack: Wouldn't it be great if we heard a train go by in the distance?
Peter: Not really.
Francis: It'd probably be annoying.
Francis: Dad's bags aren't gonna make it.
Jack: You wanna read a short story I wrote in France?
Francis: How long is it?
Jack: What?
Francis: How long is it?
Jack: How long is it? Never mind. Forget it.
Jack's Ex-Girlfriend: Whatever happens in the end, I don't want to lose you as my friend.
Jack: I promise I will never be your friend, no matter what, ever.
Jack's Ex-Girlfriend: If we fuck, I'm gonna feel like shit tomorrow.
Jack: That's okay with me.
Francis: Peter, you can not abandon your wife just because she's pregnant.
[repeated line]
Jack: Stop including me!
Patricia: He ate one of the sister's brothers.
Peter: I'm gonna go pray at another thing.
Rita: [while making out] Your crazy! What's your name?
Jack: Jack, what's yours?
Rita: Rita.
Jack: You're beautiful.
Rita: Don't come into me.
[last lines]
Francis: Let's go get a drink and smoke a cigarette.
