The Blair Witch Project
The Blair Witch Project

Heather Donahue: I just want to apologize to Mike's mom, Josh's mom, and my mom. And I'm sorry to everyone. I was very naive. I am so so sorry for everything that has happened. Because in spite of what Mike says now, it is my fault. Because it was my project and I insisted. I insisted on everything. I insisted that we weren't lost. I insisted that we keep going. I insisted that we

walk south. Everything had to be my way. And this is where we've ended up and it's all because of me that we're here now - hungry, cold, and hunted. I love you mom, dad. I am so sorry. What is that? I'm scared to close my eyes, I'm scared to open them! We're gonna die out here!

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The Blair Witch Project

Joshua Leonard: What's that? Is that the Blair Witch? No, it's Heather, taking a piss.

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The Blair Witch Project

Heather Donahue: I'm afraid to close my eyes, I'm afraid to open them.

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The Blair Witch Project

Michael Williams: You know what? I kicked the fu... I'm sorry it's fucked up. It's fucked up but I kicked that fucking map into the creek yesterday! It was useless! I kicked that fucker into the creek!
[laughs hysterically]
Heather Donahue: I fucking hope he's kidding.
Michael Williams: WAHOO! WOW!
Joshua

Leonard: Mike...
Michael Williams: [laughing] Holy shit.
Heather Donahue: I really fucking hope he's kidding.
Joshua Leonard: Mike are you kidding?
Heather Donahue: I really fucking hope he's kidding.
Joshua Leonard: Mike, are you fucking kidding?
Michael

Williams: [laughing] I'm sorry, man.
Heather Donahue: You have gotta be kidding me. You have gotta fucking be kidding me!
Joshua Leonard: Is this some fucking game?
[shoves Mike]
Michael Williams: Get the fuck off me man!
[the two scuffle]
Heather Donahue: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU

OUTTA YOUR FUCKING MIND?
Michael Williams: No I'm not outta my mind! The map wasn't doing shit all day!
Heather Donahue: DO YOU REALIZE - NOT TO YOU - BUT I KNEW WHAT THE FUCK THAT MAP SAID!
Michael Williams: I'm sorry!
Heather Donahue: YOU ARE A FUCKING ASSHOLE!
Michael

Williams: I'm sorry!
Heather Donahue: You are a fucking asshole! And if we...
Michael Williams: The map wasn't doing shit all day!
Heather Donahue: If we get hurt or if we die up here it is your fucking fault! It is YOUR... FUCKING... FAULT! DO YOU UNDERSTAND? I can't believe you could be such an ASSHOLE! WHAT THE

FUCK WERE YOU THINKING?

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The Blair Witch Project

Josh Leonard: I see why you like this video camera so much.
Heather Donahue: You do?
Josh Leonard: It's not quite reality. It's like a totally filtered reality. It's like you can pretend everything's not quite the way it is.

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The Blair Witch Project

Josh Leonard: OK, here's your motivation. You're lost, you're angry in the woods, and no one is here to help you. There's a fucking witch and she keeps leaving shit outside your door. There's no one here to help you! She left little trinkets, you fucking took one of them, she ran after us. There's no one here to help you! We walked for 15 hours today, we ended up in the same

place! There's no one here to help you, THAT'S your motivation! THAT'S YOUR MOTIVATION!

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The Blair Witch Project

Michael Williams: [sees dozens of stick-men hanging from trees] No redneck is this creative.

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The Blair Witch Project

Heather Donahue: How's east?
Michael Williams: East?
Heather Donahue: Yeah, we've been going south all this time. How's east?
Michael Williams: Wicked Witch of the West, Wicked Witch of the East. Which one was bad?
Heather Donahue: Wicked Witch of the West was the bad one.

Michael Williams: Then we should go east.

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The Blair Witch Project

Michael Williams: There's people out here messing with us, and I'm not going to play with that.
Heather Donahue: How do you know it was people?
Michael Williams: Well, even if it isn't, I'm not going to play with that, either!

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The Blair Witch Project

Heather Donahue: Witches in days gone by were roasted just like my Vienna sausage.

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The Blair Witch Project

Josh Leonard: You gonna write us a happy ending, Heather?

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The Blair Witch Project

Heather Donahue: [after seeing something in the trees] Oh my God! What the fuck is that? What the fuck is that?

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The Blair Witch Project

Joshua Leonard: I heard two noises coming from two separate areas of space over there. One of them could have been an owl, but the other one sounded like a cackling.
Heather Donahue: No way!
Joshua Leonard: Yeah, it was like a serious cackling.
Heather Donahue: See, my problem is that I sleep like a fucking

rock.
Michael Williams: If I heard a cackling, I would have shit in my pants!

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The Blair Witch Project

[Josh and Heather are talking about "Gilligan's Island."]
Michael Williams: Let's not call him "the Captain," you illiterate TV people. It's "the Skipper."

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The Blair Witch Project

Heather Donahue: JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!

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Heather Donahue: [Pointing the video camera at Mike's chest] It's warm out today so this is the first time that we're seeing Mike's chest. It's really hard to pick up on video actually. Mike has really sporadic hair patterns on his chest. It's like: blank... hairy... blank... hairy.
Michael Williams: You should see my ass.

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The Blair Witch Project

[On "Gilligan's Island."]
Joshua Leonard: There was no beer on the island, man. If they had beer they would have had, like, big-ass orgies.

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The Blair Witch Project

[Why the woods aren't big enough to get lost in]
Heather Donahue: Because this is America! We've exhausted all of our natural resources!

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The Blair Witch Project

Michael Williams: What are some of your favorite things to do?
Heather Donahue: Well, on Sundays I used to like to go hiking, but now...

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The Blair Witch Project

Heather Donahue: [Heather finds a dead mouse on the forest floor, slowly zooming in on it as she speaks] What could have killed this mouse? Could it be the Blair Witch?
Michael Williams: [off screen] How about God?