I look eight years older than everybody.

Stanley Elkin
Like most people of my generation, I fell in love with the philosophy of existentialism.

Stanley Elkin
When I was growing up, we had a bungalow in New Jersey which we visited in the summers. Everybody in that small community was named Feldman and was either an aunt or cousin of mine. I just found it comfortable to use the name Feldman.

Stanley Elkin
I don't read much nonfiction because the nonfiction I do read always seems to be so badly written. What I enjoy about fiction - the great gift of fiction - is that it gives language an opportunity to happen.

Stanley Elkin
Plot is to literature what individual holes are to miniature golf.