53 Scream 4 Quotes (2025) #2

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Deputy Perkins: [about to get out of a car] I'll be right back.
[stops]
Deputy Perkins: I know this one. You're not supposed to say that, are you?

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Gale Weathers-Riley: [to Deputy Judy Hicks] Oh, and by the way, your lemon squares taste like ass.

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Deputy Judy Hicks: Did you get a call from the killer?
Kirby Reed: No. Is... is that a bad thing? Does that mean I'm not gonna live as long as these two?
Sheriff Dewey Riley: No. Maybe. Of course not! Just uh... just be careful.
Kirby Reed: Oh my god, did you hear that? I'm gonna be next!

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Kirby Reed: You do know they're cops all over this house?
The Voice: I think I have just enough time to slice someone open!

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Jill Roberts: [while Sidney is sleeping, Jill enters her room.; Sidney wakes up] You just won't die, will you? Who are you? Michael fucking Myers?
Jill Roberts: [Sidney sees this and attempts to use the call button, but Jill grabs it] Yeah, I don't think so.
Jill Roberts: [Jill begins strangling her] Fucking die already!

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Sidney Prescott: This... you film your entire high school experience and what, post it on the 'net?
Robbie: Everybody will be doing it some day.
Charlie Walker: It's kind of the one component the killer is missing.
Gale Weathers-Riley: Wait, what do you mean?
Charlie Walker: Well, if

you wanna be the new, new version, the killer should be filming the murders.
Robbie: Yeah, it's like the natural next step in the psycho-slasher innovation. I mean you film them all real-time and before you get caught, you upload them into cyberspace.
Charlie Walker: Making your art as immortal as you.
Charlie Walker:

[speaking same time as Robbie] Not to implicate him.
Robbie: [speaking same time as Charlie] Not to implicate me.
Sidney Prescott: So who do you think is doing the murders.
Charlie Walker: Well, it's a Stab fanatic clearly. Working on less of a Shrequel and more of a Screamake.
Robbie: Copyright terms,

by the way.
Charlie Walker: Cause all there are now are remakes. Only horror studios green-light. I mean, there are still rules, but the rules have changed. The unexpected is the new cliche.
Robbie: Yeah, you gotta have an opening sequence, that blows the doors off, gallop some music video direction and the kill's gotta be way more extreme.

Charlie Walker: Modern audiences get sappy to the rules of the original. So, the reverse has become the new standard. In fact, the only sure-fire way to survive a modern horror movie, you pretty much gotta be gay.
[pause]
Gale Weathers-Riley: So, why are you so sure that the killer is working by the rules of a horror remake?

Robbie: Well, the original Stab structure is pretty apparent.
Charlie Walker: Yeah, two kids killed in a house when their parents are away?
Robbie: And, then the school's 'hot chick' savage beyond recognition.
Charlie Walker: We all know where it goes from there...?
Sidney Prescott: A

party.
Charlie Walker: Exactly. A party. Guaranteed third-act-main-cast bloodbath.
Robbie: Fingers crossed on some nudity for a change.

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[from trailer]
Gale Weathers-Riley: Dewey, what's going on?
Sheriff Dewey Riley: That is not public information.
Gale Weathers-Riley: It's all over the Internet!
Sheriff Dewey Riley: [surprised] It is?

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Trevor Sheldon: Why is Sidney Prescott staying with you? I mean, that's like being on Top Chef with Jeffrey Dahmer.

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The Voice: [Everyone keeps calling Ghostface Trevor, since the call is from Trevor's phone] This is not fucking Trevor!

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Gale Weathers-Riley: So where is this circle jerk going to take place?

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Sidney Prescott: Hello?
The Voice: Hello Sidney!

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Chloe: There's something really scary about a guy with a knife who just... snaps.

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Jill Roberts: What are you doing here? There are cops right in front!
Trevor Sheldon: No match for ninja, baby!

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Deputy Judy Hicks: [to Dewey] You're not cheating on your wife if you're eating my lemon squares, Sheriff.

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Chloe: [after stabbing Rachel] Did that surprise you?
Rachel: Why?
Chloe: Because you talk too much!
[stabs Rachel again]
Chloe: Now shut the fuck up and watch the movie.

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Robbie: You guys are unbelievable, you're playing fucking trivia games? The cops are gonna come for us, they're gonna shut down my website. We're so dead!