That money talks, I'll not deny, I heard it once: It said, 'Goodbye'.

Richard Armour
It is all right to hold a conversation but you should let go of it now and then.

Richard Armour
Children are supposed to help hold a marriage together. They do this in a number of ways. For instance, they demand so much attention that a husband and wife, concentrating on their children, fail to notice each other's faults.

Richard Armour
I've suffered from all of the hang-ups known, and none is as bad as the telephone.