
John: You'd better be goddamn happy.
Justine: Yes, I should be. I really should be.
John: Do you have any idea how much this party cost me? A ballpark figure?
Justine: No. I don't. Should I?
John: Yes, I think you should. A great deal of money. A huge amount of money. In fact for most
people, an arm and a leg.
Justine: I hope you feel it's well spent.
John: Well, that depends whether or not we have a deal.
Justine: A deal?
John: Yes, a deal. That you be happy.
Justine: Yes, of course. Of course we have a deal.

Michael: This could have been a lot different.
Justine: Yes. But, Michael... what did you expect?

John: Gaby, I'm sorry to disturb you, but we're ready to cut the cake.
Gaby: [behind the bathroom door] When Justine took her first crap on the potty, I wasn't there. When she had her first sexual intercourse, I wasn't there. So give me a break, please, with all your fucking rituals.

John: Those bitches have locked themselves in their bathrooms and now they're taking a bath.

Gaby: I myself hate marriages. Especially when they involve some of my closest family members.


Justine: I was just thinking - what if instead we try and sell you to the public, Jack? Well then, surprisingly, I'd arrive right back where I started from - at nothing.
Tim: "Nothing." It's not such a bad tagline, Jack.
Jack: Would my newly pledged A.D. please expand a little on her thoughts of the tagline?
Justine: Nothing is too much for you, Jack. I hate you and your firm so deeply I couldn't find the words to describe it. You are a despicable power-hungry little man, Jack.
Jack: Is that a resignation? Because they aren't too many jobs out there, I tell you.

Justine: You want to meet on the terrace, and sip wine, the three of us?
Claire: It would make me happy.
Justine: Do you know what I think of your plan?
Claire: No. I was hoping that you might like it.
Justine: I think it's a piece of shit.
Claire: Please,
Justine. I just want it to be nice...
Justine: Nice? Why don't we meet on the fucking toilet?
Claire: Fine, then - let's not...
Justine: You're damn right let's not!
Claire: I really hate you sometimes...

Leo: [reading] It is a planet that has been hiding behind the Sun. Now it passes by us. It's called flyby.

Tim: The way I see it, you're now short of a boss and a husband, could I, in all humility, offer my services? You have the ideas. I have the head for business. We could be the perfect couple. We've had good sex.
Justine: I don't think that's a very good idea.
Tim: No. No.