Maya Rudolph
Maya Rudolph

I still have a fantasy of being a musician when I grow up.

Maya Rudolph
Maya Rudolph

I've been writing joke songs since I was a kid and it served me well at S.N.L. I can write those in my sleep. In fact, I have.

Maya Rudolph
Maya Rudolph

I feel like I'm a drag queen.

Maya Rudolph
Maya Rudolph

Most of my life I didn't feel very normal. There's definitely been some moments where I feel like, all right, I've finally graduated and I'm a normal lady.

Maya Rudolph
Maya Rudolph

I get anxious. That lovely Jewish guilt that comes with ancestry.

Maya Rudolph
Maya Rudolph

I've met people who are baffled by children, as though they were never children themselves.