Mason Cooley
Mason Cooley

In the game of love, the losers are more celebrated than the winners.

Mason Cooley
Mason Cooley

Procrastination makes easy things hard, hard things harder.

Mason Cooley
Mason Cooley

Only the broken-hearted know the truth about love.

Mason Cooley
Mason Cooley

Human society sustains itself by transforming nature into garbage.

Mason Cooley
Mason Cooley

Moo may represent an idea, but only the cow knows.

Mason Cooley
Mason Cooley

The time I kill is killing me.

Mason Cooley
Mason Cooley

Cure for an obsession: get another one.

Mason Cooley
Mason Cooley

Compassion brings us to a stop, and for a moment we rise above ourselves.

Mason Cooley
Mason Cooley

The doctrine of the immortality of the soul has more threat than comfort.

Mason Cooley
Mason Cooley

Excuses change nothing, but make everyone feel better.

Mason Cooley
Mason Cooley

'Be faithful to your roots' is the liberal version of 'Stay in your ghetto.'

Mason Cooley
Mason Cooley

Lust and greed are more gullible than innocence.

Mason Cooley
Mason Cooley

Flattery and insults raise the same question: What do you want?

Mason Cooley
Mason Cooley

Love begins with an image; lust with a sensation.

Mason Cooley
Mason Cooley

If you call failures experiments, you can put them in your resume and claim them as achievements.

Mason Cooley
Mason Cooley

Art begins in imitation and ends in innovation.

Mason Cooley
Mason Cooley

What lies behind appearance is usually another appearance.

Mason Cooley
Mason Cooley

Innocence is thought charming because it offers delightful possibilities for exploitation.

Mason Cooley
Mason Cooley

Faith moves mountains, but you have to keep pushing while you are praying.

Mason Cooley
Mason Cooley

Living alone makes it harder to find someone to blame.