Math is one of my favorite subjects.
I've led a very isolated existence since I was 6 years old. It's kind of been me and my mind.
I'm not one of those people who needs that gratification of doing, like, 10 films a year.
There's more to me, you know? I'm not Macaulay Culkin, 'Home Alone' kid. I'm Macaulay Culkin... actor.
After seeing 'Big,' I wanted an elevator that opened directly into my apartment, just like Tom Hanks did.
If I find cool, open-minded people, want to do unique one-of-a-kind kind of project, I'll do it as long as I can.
As a senior in high school, you figure out what you want to do with your life. I asked myself if I wanted to get back into acting and thought: 'Yes, but under my own terms and nothing like it was before.'
I hope people don't think I'm crazy, because I'm not.
All the child-star cliches, I've tried very hard to avoid them all.
I felt like I had two fathers. I had my real father and the father in my head.
It took me ten minutes to write this very sentence. I'm no writer. This is not my calling.
Sometimes I feel like I have a dozen different people inside of me. I've always been that way, and I've always written stuff down.
Much like anyone with too much time on his or her hands, I feel as though I am the most important person on earth and everything I do is relevant. I say the most charming and inspired things when no one is around.
Oh wow, you know what's wrong with all these families on TV? All these kids say stuff no kid would say. Stuff grown-ups want them to say. Man, I'd make a really realistic family. Where kids get spankings. On TV parents say, 'Oh, you shouldn't do that ever again. Now you can have ice cream.' Forget it.
If an alien race lands on the planet Earth tomorrow and asks me to prove I'm really here, what do I do? What do I give them? What do I tell them? What do I show them? I can't sing or dance. I can't paint. I've never built anything, and I've never contributed anything significant to the human race.
I hope I'm remembered as the king of the world, the noble man who united all the nations of the earth. But that probably won't happen.
