62 Lucky Number Slevin Quotes (2025) #3

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Slevin: You're not as tall as I thought you'd be.
Lindsey: Well, I'm short for my height.
Slevin: That makes sense because I can usually tell how tall someone is by their knock. You have a deceptively tall knock. Congratulations.
Lindsey: So it's a good thing?
Slevin: I open the door

expecting you to be up here, you're down here. That combined with a low centre of gravity - forget about it.

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The Rabbi: Killing you before you killed me would have been...
Slevin: Kosher?
The Rabbi: Acceptable.

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Elvis: Yo, man, I ain't askin' nobody nothin'! Nick, Slevin, Clark Kent, whatever the fuck your name is. The Virgin Mary herself could com waltzin' up in here with her fine ass, titties hangin' out and everything, and if she tells me your name is Jesus Christ, I still gotta take you to see the Boss. You know why?
Slevin Kelevra: No.

Elvis: Orders. Now you do know what orders is right?
Slevin Kelevra: I think I know... -...
Elvis: Orders is orders.
Slevin Kelevra: So, I guess no one ever taught you not to use the word your defining in the definition.
Elvis: [smirks, punches Slevin] Say something else! I will break

your motherfucking nose! I ain't playing with you!
Slevin Kelevra: My nose is already broken.
[scene cuts, with audio of Slevin being punched again, to Slevin's nose broken again]

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Slevin: I'm not gay.
Brikowski: I'm a cop.
Slevin: Well, I'm not a robber if you catch my drift.

#not

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The Boss: Y-you? Nahh... You're dead. You're DEAD!

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Slevin: Ok, I'm under the impression that you're under the impression that I owe you 96,000 dollars.
The Boss: No, you owe Slim Hopkins 96,000 dollars. You owe Slim, Slim owes me... You owe me.

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The Boss: Are you familiar with the Shmoo?

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The Boss: [showing a picture] That was my son. Notice how I said was?
Slevin: Yeah.
The Boss: That's because he's dead. Murdered. Relegated to the past tense. Sent from an is to a was before he'd had his breakfast.
Slevin: Bummer.

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Slevin: But I'm not Nick.
Elvis: Yeah, well, unfortunately for you, you're not the first cat to tell me you wasn't the guy I was looking for.
Slevin: You can ask Lindsey. She lives across the hall!
Elvis: Yo, man, I ain't askin' nobody nothin'! Nick, Slevin, Clark Kent, whatever the fuck your name is. The

Virgin Mary herself could com waltzin' up in here with her fine ass, titties hangin' out and everything, and if she tells me your name is Jesus Christ, I STILL gotta take you to see the Boss.

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Lindsey: Ironic.
Slevin Kelevra: I know, I don't even gamble.
Lindsey: No, I mean the mobster having a gay son. That's ironic.

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Sloe: You got some id?
Slevin: See, the funny thing about that is I got mugged this morning...
Sloe: [interrupting] Look, look! Tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it off down the road.
[Slevin gives a blank stare]

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The Boss: Look at me, look at me smile, your son is dead!

#Boss

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Slevin: [to Mr. Goodkat] You don't wanna kill me, Goodkat.

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Mr. Goodkat: I'm gonna kill somebody!

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Lindsey: Hurry back to me.

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Saul: He's sorry that he hit you.
Slevin: Do you always speak for him?
Saul: Yes.
Slevin: So, he's a mute...?
Saul: Not quite.
Slevin: Well, what then?
Saul: It's personal. You'd have to ask him.
Slevin: Hm. How

would he tell me?
Saul: He wouldn't.

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The Boss: That's all there is to it.
Slevin: Is that all there is to it?
Mr. Goodkat: Yup... That's all there is to it.

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Mugger: Give me your wallet!
Slevin: Am I being mugged?

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Nick: Fuck. Shit. Jesus.
Mr. Goodkat: 'Fuck, Shit, Jesus' is right.

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The Boss: Pact was broken. My son was murdered so, the Rabbi's son must suffer the same fate
Slevin: Who's son?
The Boss: The Rabbi's
Slevin: Why do they call him "the Rabbi"?
The Boss: Because he's a Rabbi
Slevin: Who's his son
The Boss: