
Bruce Wayne: I'm putting together a team of people with special abilities. See, I believe enemies are coming...
Barry Allen: Stop right there. I'm in.
Bruce Wayne: You are?
Barry Allen: Yeah, I... I need... friends. People are difficult, they require a lot of focus. They, uh... they have a rhythm that I
haven't quite been able to - like brunch! What is brunch? You wait in line for an hour for, essentially, lunch. I mean... I don't know. People are... a little slow.
Bruce Wayne: [smiles] I'll try to keep up.
Barry Allen: [holds up batarang] Can I keep this?

Steppenwolf: No protectors here. No Lanterns. No Kryptonian. This world will fall, like all the others.

[the Kent farm was repossessed, but Clark gets it back]
Clark Kent: "Thank you, Bruce" is not enough for what you did.
Bruce Wayne: I just undid a mistake, that's all.
Clark Kent: How did you get the house back from the bank?
Bruce Wayne: I bought the bank.
Clark Kent: The whole
bank?
Bruce Wayne: It's like a reflex with me, I don't know...

Bruce Wayne: I need your help. There is a stranger who comes to this village from the sea. He comes in the winter when people are hungry. Brings fish. He comes on the king tide. That was last night.
[a man speaks Icelandic]
Arthur Curry: Icebergs in the harbor, four months since the last ship got through.
Bruce Wayne: Well,
this stranger doesn't come by ship. There are enemies coming from far away. I need warriors. I'm building an alliance to defend ourselves. Look, I'll give you 25,000 to talk to this man right now. Outside.
Arthur Curry: [speaks Icelandic to the others] Pretty sure he'll give it to me anyway.
[the others laugh]
Bruce Wayne: [sees a picture of
the 3 Mother Boxes] Tell me what those threes boxes are and I'll make it 30.
Arthur Curry: You should get out.
Bruce Wayne: Can you at least point me to Atlantis?

Bruce Wayne: [sees the Flash suit] Silica-based quartz sand fabric. Abrasion resistant. Heat resistant.
Barry Allen: Uh... yeah, I do... competitive ice dancing.
Bruce Wayne: It's what they use on the space shuttle to prevent it from burning up on re-entry.
Barry Allen: I do... very competitive ice dancing.

Aquaman: So, your genius plan is dying? You really are out of your mind.
Batman: I'm not the one who brought a pitchfork.
Aquaman: [jumps off the Batmobile to attack a Parademon] Yahoo!

The Flash: Okay, here's the thing. See, I'm afraid of bugs, and guns, and obnoxiously tall people, and *murder*. I can't be here. It's really cool you guys seem ready to do battle and stuff, but - full transparency - I've never done battle. I've just pushed some people and run away!
Batman: Save one.
The Flash: What?
Batman: Save one person.
The Flash: Uh... which one?
Batman: Don't talk, don't fight. Get in, get one out.
The Flash: And-and then?
Batman: You'll know.
The Flash: ...Okay.

Alfred Pennyworth: Facial recognition is a bit dodgy on this one. But they've got a partial match. A Victor Stone. Genius IQ, football scholarship to GCU and deceased.
Bruce Wayne: Figures. Fairy tales and ghost stories.
Alfred Pennyworth: One misses the days whens one's biggest concern is exploding wind-up penguins.
Bruce Wayne: The simple life.

Arthur Curry: So, let me get this straight. You do it dressed like a bat? Like an actual bat.
Bruce Wayne: It worked for 20 years in Gotham.
Arthur Curry: Oh, that shit hole.
Bruce Wayne: When the fight comes, we'll need you.
Arthur Curry: Don't count on it, Batman
Bruce
Wayne: Why not?
Arthur Curry: 'Cause I don't like you coming here, digging into my business and getting into my life. People from Atlantis tell me, "Do this." Now you say, "Do that." I wanna be left alone.
Bruce Wayne: Is that why you help these people out here in the middle of nowhere? 'Cause you can just leave?
Arthur
Curry: I help them 'cause no one else does.
Bruce Wayne: If you want to protect them, you need to work with me.
Arthur Curry: "Strong man is strongest alone." You ever heard of that?
Bruce Wayne: That's not a saying. That's the opposite of what the saying is.
Arthur Curry: Yeah... Doesn't mean
I'm wrong.
Bruce Wayne: You ever heard of Superman? He died fighting next to me.
Arthur Curry: My point exactly.

Commissioner Gordon: How many of you are there?
Batman: Not enough.
Commissioner Gordon: Do you really think that...?
[Gordon turns to see that Batman, Cyborg and Wonder Woman are gone]
The Flash: Oh, wow. They just... They really just vanished, huh? Oh, that's rude.
[the Flash runs off]