The number one rule of thieves is that nothing is too small to steal.
Media, the plural of mediocrity.
I'm the best person ever to have a column in this business. There's never been anybody in my league.
Trump survives by Corum's Law. This is a famous, well-tested theory and is named after Bill Corum, who once wrote sports for the Hearst papers when they were in New York.
Don't try to tell Namath's people on First Avenue about Babe Ruth, because they don't even know the name. In fact, with the young, you can forget all of baseball. The sport is gone. But if you ever have seen Ruth, and then you see Namath, you know there is very little difference.
Football is a game designed to keep coal miners off the streets.
Trump, in the crinkling of an eye, senses better than anyone the insecurity of people, that nobody knows whether anything is good or bad until they are told, and he is quite willing to tell them immediately.
Speaks cheerful English and in the past has written this language with a paintbrush that talks.
The first funeral for Andrew Goodman was at night and it was a lot of work. To begin with they had to kill him.
Never use your own money. Steal a good idea and say it's your own. Do anything to get publicity. Remember that everybody can be bought.
If a man, for private profit, tears at the public news, does so with the impatience of one who thinks he actually owns the news you get, it is against the national interest.
Complainant received immediate lacerations of the credibility.
The trouble with Trump's father was that he was a totally naive man. He had no idea that you could buy the whole news reporting business in New York City with a return phone call.
The only people I don't answer are bill collectors.
I played football. I played trumpet. I could draw.
I don't know any other columnists, and I don't know what they do. I work the single! And nobody does what I do, anyway.
Rage is the only quality which has kept me, or anybody I have ever studied, writing columns for newspapers.
Why something in the public interest such as television news can be fought over, like a chain of hamburger stands, eludes me.
Politics, where fat, bald, disagreeable men, unable to be candidates themselves, teach a president how to act on a public stage.
Those of Manhattan are the brokers on Wall Street and they talk of people who went to the same colleges; those from Queens are margin clerks in the back offices and they speak of friends who live in the same neighborhood.
