My motto is: more good times.
Just let the wardrobe do the acting.
I don't think many people have a very good understanding of leisure and the importance it plays in our lives.
There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend.
With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60.
Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.
The minute that you're not learning I believe you're dead.
Well, I'm not going to sit here and pretend that I haven't been a rogue most of my life.
If men are honest, everything they do and everywhere they go is for a chance to see women.
The average celebrity meets, in one year, ten times the amount of people that the average person meets in his entire life.
In this industry, there are only two ways up the ladder. Rung by rung or claw your way to the top. It's sure been tough on my nails.
Well, a girlfriend once told me never to fight with anybody you don't love.
We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in a race against time, until we run out of money.
I'm an actor who they said was wrinkled and balding and everything else when I was in my early 30's. Most of the people who wrote that who thought they were younger than me are now bald and wrinkled.
I learned a long time ago in Hollywood that the only person I should vote for is myself.
I'll tell you one thing: Don't ever give anybody your best advice, because they're not going to follow it.
The blues and jazz will live forever... So will the Delta and the Big Easy.
I've been too many places. I'm like the bad penny.
Financially, I've lost money and made money, but I know my way around financially.
I think that's what distinguishes Schmidt, really. In the movies now, so much of what is appealing to an audience is the dramatic or has to do with science fiction, and Schmidt is simply human. There's no melodrama; there's no device, It's just about a human being.
