[to Mina and Ben, as they approach the witch's house]
Hansel: Whatever you do, don't eat the fuckin' candy.
Hansel: We learned a couple of things while we were trapped in that house. One, never walk in to a house made of candy. And two, if you're gonna kill a witch, set her ass on fire.
[Last Lines]
[Pointing gun at camera]
Gretel: I hate to break this to you, but this isn't gonna be an open casket.
Gretel: The Curse of Hunger for Crawling Things. I fucking hate that one.
Muriel: [picks up a missing child poster] I see you got my invitation.
Gretel: Say your name before my arrows rip out your throat.
Muriel: I go by many names. None of which you are worthy of pronouncing.
[Muriel grins as she slowly reveals her true self to Gretel]
Gretel: [whispers] Oh my God!
Hansel: Revenge doesn't change the past. It won't bring our parents back. But it sure as hell feels good.
Hansel: When you see my signal, unleash hell.
[Hansel's timer goes off]
Mina: Are you alright?
Hansel: Yeah. When I was a kid, a witch made me eat so much candy, I got sick. Something happened to me. I have to take this injection every few hours or else I die.
[Injects Himself]
Hansel: Who the fuck is Edward?
[From Trailer]
Hansel: Me and my sister... we have a past. We almost died at the hands of a witch. But that past made us stronger. We'd gotten a taste of blood. Witch blood. And we haven't stopped since.
[from trailer]
Hansel: Some people will say that not all witches are evil, that their powers could be used for good. I say burn them all!
[First Lines]
Hansel and Gretel's Mother: Take them into the forest now.
Muriel: [sarcastically to Mina] What you gonna do? Hit me with your love spell?
[Mina lets fly with a bolt from a dark witch's dropped wand; Muriel dodges]
Muriel: Not bad.
[pins Mina to a wall]
Muriel: Sacrificing yourself for a mortal... pathetic.
[Muriel stabs Mina in the stomach with a dagger]
Sheriff Berringer: [as his henchmen hold Gretel] This time, I do the talkin', and you do the bleedin'.
[Gretel viciously bites his nose, drawing blood]
