Grey's Anatomy
Grey's Anatomy

Dr. Meredith Grey: [after a one-night stand with Derek Shepherd] Look, I'm gonna go upstairs and take a shower, OK? And when I get back down here, you won't be here.

Grey's Anatomy
Grey's Anatomy

Dr. Meredith Grey: What was I to you? The girl you screwed to get over being screwed?
Dr. Derek Shepherd: You were like coming up for fresh air. It's like I was drowning and you saved me. It's all I know.
Dr. Meredith Grey: It's not good enough.

Grey's Anatomy
Grey's Anatomy

Dr. Derek Shepherd: [to a patient and rapist whose victim bit off his penis] I have good news and bad news. The good news is that we managed to stop the bleeding. The bad news is that we gave your penis to the cops.

Grey's Anatomy
Grey's Anatomy

Dr. Meredith Grey: You're my teacher's teacher. And my teacher.
Dr. Derek Shepherd: I'm your sister. I'm your daughter.

Grey's Anatomy
Grey's Anatomy

Dr. Meredith Grey: Denial. It's not just a river in Egypt. It's a freakin' ocean.

Grey's Anatomy
Grey's Anatomy

Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: You kissed me.
Dr. Alex Karev: Yes, I did.
Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: Should we?... I mean, there's a discussion that we could have... if you wanted to have one?
Dr. Alex Karev: Izzie, I kissed you, with tongue, and I plan to do it again and again - get used to it. End of

discussion.
Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: Ok.

Grey's Anatomy
Grey's Anatomy

Dr. Cristina Yang: If I miss a real procedure because of this case, they're gonna call me 007 because I killed you.

Grey's Anatomy
Grey's Anatomy

Denny Duquette: I've been lying in this bed for close to a year, and I've had a lot of time to look back on my life. And the things that I remember best - those are the things I wasn't supposed to do and I did them anyway. The thing is, life is too damn short to be following these rules.

Grey's Anatomy
Grey's Anatomy

Katie Bryce: My head is full.
Dr. Meredith Grey: It's called thinking. Go with it.

Grey's Anatomy
Grey's Anatomy

Dr. Cristina Yang: It's like candy, but with blood. Which is so much better!

Grey's Anatomy
Grey's Anatomy

Dr. Cristina Yang: [about Burke] He's seen me naked a thousand times.
Dr. George O'Malley: Bad! Bad images in my head!

Grey's Anatomy
Grey's Anatomy

Dr. Meredith Grey: Communication. It's the first thing we really learn in life. Funny thing is, once we grow up, learn our words and really start talking the harder it becomes to know what to say. Or how to ask for what we really need.

Grey's Anatomy
Grey's Anatomy

Dr. Alex Karev: So, Grey and Stevens really walk around in their underwear?
Dr. George O'Malley: Um... Not all the time. I mean, some of the time. But not all the time.
Dr. Alex Karev: Sexy underwear?
Dr. George O'Malley: Yeah...
Dr. Alex Karev: And they just let you look at them?

Dr. George O'Malley: Well, uh... yeah.
Dr. Alex Karev: Like sisters?
Dr. George O'Malley: No! Not like sisters. Uh... no! I don't think of them like sisters.
Dr. Alex Karev: But they're no coming on to you?
Dr. George O'Malley: Not exactly.
Dr. Alex Karev:

They don't expect you to do anything.
Dr. George O'Malley: No, but...
Dr. Alex Karev: Like sisters. Just like sisters.

Grey's Anatomy
Grey's Anatomy

Dr. Addison Shepherd: I hate this freaking trailer!
Dr. Derek Shepherd: Fine then. No trout for you.

Grey's Anatomy
Grey's Anatomy

Dr. Miranda Bailey: Eh, not a good time.
Dr. Arizona Robbins: you know what, you walk away from me again I swear I will grab you by the hair and pull hard, I grew up will the name Arizona, I learned how to play dirty on the playground.

Grey's Anatomy
Grey's Anatomy

Dr. Derek Shepherd: I am not mentally challenged.
Dr. Miranda Bailey: I'm not so sure about that.

Grey's Anatomy
Grey's Anatomy

Dr. George O'Malley: 007. They're calling me 007, aren't they?
Izzie & Meredith: No-one's calling you 007.
Dr. George O'Malley: I was on the elevator and Murphy whispered 007.
Dr. Cristina Yang: Okay, how many times are we going to go through this, George? Five, ten? Give me a number or else I'm gonna hit you.

Dr. George O'Malley: Murphy whispered 007 and everyone laughed.
Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: He wasn't talking about you.
Dr. George O'Malley: Are you sure?
Dr. Meredith Grey: Would we lie to you?
Dr. George O'Malley: Yes!

Grey's Anatomy
Grey's Anatomy

Dr. Miranda Bailey: Every intern wants to perform their first surgery. That's not your job. Do you know what your job is? To make your resident happy. Do I look happy? No! Why? Because my interns are whiney. You know what will make me look happy? Having the code team staffed, having the trauma pages answered, having the weekend labs delivered and having someone down in the pit

doing the sutures. No-one holds a scalpel until I'm so happy I'm Mary Freaking Poppins.

Grey's Anatomy
Grey's Anatomy

Dr. Cristina Yang: [about inviting Burke to Thanksgiving dinner] What was I supposed to do? Blow off my boyfriend for Thanksgiving?
[pause]
Dr. Cristina Yang: I tried to. He wouldn't blow. He's like something sticky that won't blow off.

Grey's Anatomy
Grey's Anatomy

Dr. George O'Malley: I know I'm not a lot of things that you've gone for in the past - I know, but I would never leave you. I would never hurt you. And I will never stop loving you...