What do sharks do on Monday mornings? They get up and start biting. That's me.
I think it's acceptable to eat custard on Sundays.
I bought myself a bike in isolation and a helmet and I love it. It's built my confidence up because not everyone is confident in exercise.
I see ghosts all the time, all the time.
I can remember I lost three and a half stone weight loss. It was painful, it was excruciating, it was hell. I had to exercise eight hours a day. It was very tiring, very exhausting. I came away seeing exercise as punishment.
You get the wig on, you put the lipstick on, you get the big eyelashes on and that's the GC. It's like Paul O'Grady when he does Lily Savage... But when I'm not working, I don't wear a scrap of makeup.
I'm a massive fan of the dictionary.
I honestly think I was put on the Earth to be some sort of prophet.
I believe there are lizards living amongst us. Do these humans who appear to be humans and look like us and act like us, go into the tunnels where their human faces, their human bodies - do they retract back into being lizards when they go into the tunnels?
I'm always surrounded by crazy people, but when I come back to the country I'm into my plants, I love gardening, I love bird watching and I absolutely love nature.
I can do Tarot cards and all that.
I can take the mick out of myself so whatever anyone has got to say about me I still find it funny.
The difference between white witches and dark witches is that a white witch is very spiritual, into nature and can make magic happen. That is me.
I think at some point I need an OBE from the Queen as I've entertained the nation during Corona.
I am as I am, and I ain't gonna apologise for it.
At the end of the day, there's always going to be younger, prettier girls but I know what I bring to the table.
Just think Beyonce on ice, honey. That's me.
I think why I am such a success in regards to my shows, is I don't give you an impression that my world's all rose tinted glasses, candy floss, sequins and glitter.
I take no notice of trolls because my bank balance is growing and growing and growing and growing - they can troll me all they want.
Dark witches focus on dark magic, black magic and all kinds of horrible things. I don't believe white witches have warts on them either, or pointy noses.
