Life is not a bowl full of cherries, there's good and bad stuff.
I have to make things right with Tiger first before anything else.
If the pressure is getting to you, whistle. In a barely audible way. It's the best way I know of to let go of tension. Music gets your mind off the situation, and the act of whistling melts the tension out of your body.
Vodka does not ease back pain. But it does get your mind off it.
A million thoughts went through my mind. What little mind I have.
Golf isn't first on my list anymore. There are a lot of things ahead of golf and I have to go ahead and do those things so I can play golf. I'm tired of hurting. Tired of fighting pain.
A lot of amateurs are terrified of going up against a player who is clearly better than they are. They never play their best, because they aren't comfortable. There's one surefire way to get over that, and it's to ask yourself, 'What if I beat him?' Imagine the possibility.
They talk about Amen Corner but there's so much more to it than what meets the eye on this golf course.
I've been on the tour for 23 years and anybody who knows me knows that I am a jokester.
The key factor in the vodka category is smoothness, and smoothness is what our vodka has.
I hate golf to be tricked up. To me it's a fun game.
I'm glad I don't have to make a living farming. Too much hard work. Too many variables you don't have control over, like, is it going to rain? All I can say is, god bless the real farmers out there.
If I hadn't become a golfer, I doubt I'd be wealthy, because I don't have the sort of ego that drives a person all day long. I might have wound up driving a tractor.
The greatest thing about golf, there's no end to it unless you're dead. You just go from here to the Senior Tour.
There's a lot of great people out here, I just appreciate it and hope everybody has had fun because I've enjoyed my ride.
Playing with friends is a victory.
When you have strings, everybody pulls you here and pulls you there.
Newspapers do a good job telling me what happened yesterday, but they'd be a lot more impressive if they could tell me what's going to happen tomorrow.
Every shot makes someone happy.
You would think that Freddy Couples-Nick Price would be the team to beat, but I'll tell you in skins, it's a matter of just hitting it at the right time.
