Whitey: So you're from up top, eh? I used to work in a laboratory up top. Yeah, big shampoo job. I was dark grey when we started. Still, it cleared up me dandruff.
Rita's Dad: We don't need the money!
Cockroach: A new stove would be nice...
Shocky: They call me shocky.
Roddy: Now why do they call you that?
Spike: Ohhh, Whitey!
Whitey: I saw an opportunity, and I seized it.
Toad: You are late.
Le Frog: Fashionably late my warty English cousin. I know no other way.
Roddy: When the cat's away, the mice will play!
[last lines]
Tabitha: Roddy! I brought you a new friend!
[she holds up a cat]
Sid: Aah!
Roddy: [Roddy and Rita are running from the thugs] Rita could we please go a little faster.
Rita: We don't have too.
Rita: [hits a button] Go go purple custard.
Roddy: [Showing Sid the toilet] After a hard day navigating the sewer pipes, there's nothing better than relaxing in a Jacuzzi whirlpool bath.
Pegleg: So you're from up top, huh?
Roddy: Yes.
Pegleg: I know someone who might be able to help you, might. The captain of the Jammy Dodger.
Goldfish: I know where it is!
[Roddy throws a fly into a group of frogs]
Roddy: Fly at twelve o'clock!
Fly: Oh, bother...
[all the frogs try to catch the fly and get their tongues tangled up]
Whitey: Are you - are you happy now, Spike?
Le Frog: We leave immediately!
Henchfrog: What about dinner?
Le Frog: We leave... in five hours.
Spike: Bingo!
Whitey: Scrabble! Heh.
Toad: You find my pain funny?
Le Frog: I find everyone's pain funny but my own. I'm French.
Rita's Grandma: I'm coming, Tom!
[repeated line]
Toad: Good bye, vermin.
Roddy: Maybe I can make it up to you?
Rita: Get stuffed.
Rita: Real!
Roddy: Fake.
Rita: Real!
Roddy: Fake.
Rita: [sighs] Real.
Roddy: Fake.
Rita: REAL!
