Liam: He's gonna steal your boat.
Rita: He won't steal my boat.
Liam: He's stealing your boat.
Rita: He isn't stealing...
Liam: He stole your boat.
Rita: What?
Liam: He's like Robin Hood in reverse.
Le Frog: You stupid English, with your Yorkshire puddings and your chips and fish!
[as Roddy is sent flying through a clothesline]
Passerby: Is it a bird?
Passerby #2: Is it a plane?
Passerby #3: Is that guy wearing my underpants?
Toad: You find my pain amusing?
Le Frog: I find everyone's pain amusing, except my own... I'm French!
Le Frog: To action!
Henchfrogs: We surrender!
Le Frog: Not that action, you idiots! The kung-fu thing!
[Spike and Whitey are falling]
Spike: Keep your legs straight when you hit the water!
[Whitey lands safely in the water, while Spike hits a cement stone]
Whitey: I kept me legs straight, Spike.
[a power cord lands on Spike]
Le Frog: We leave immediately!
[strides off screen]
Henchfrog #1: What about supper?
Le Frog: [strides back on screen] We leave in five hours!
Roddy: [hanging on to Rita's belt as it starts to break] No, no don't break! There are things I want to do, sights I want to see.
[belt breaks; Rita's pants drop]
Roddy: That wasn't on the list.
Le Frog: This bizarre obsession with rats; it is not good for you. You are becoming what we French call "le fruitcake!"
Rita: Tell me about yourself, Roddy.
Roddy: Well, there's not much to tell.
Rita: You know everything about me, warts and all. I don't even know what you do.
Roddy: I'm... I'm in a boy band.
Rita: What?
Roddy: Yeah. Yeah, I'm the posh one.
Roddy: And who might you be, little chap?
Shocky: They call me Shocky.
Roddy: Why do they call you that?
Shocky: [Shocks Roddy with a battery] Shocky!
Roddy: Ohh! Yes, got it.
[Talking about Spike's hands]
Spike: They're small but these are lethal weapons, these are.
Whitey: You got your mother's hands.
Slug: High five!
[He realizes he has no hands]
Slug: Oh, yeah.
Fly: He's a mad man! Run away, run...
[the Toad swallows the fly]
Toad: Pardon me, my fly's undone.
Whitey: It's just that curry you had last night, Spike. I'm the same, I've got a bum like the Japanese flag.
Toad: Prepare to meet you maker. Your... "ice maker".
Whitey: Hah hah, makes me laugh every time, that one.
Tex: Where's your helmets? Which one's the quarterback? Pick up the ball! Pick up the ball! Aw, these Brits don't know the first thing about football.
Toad: You wretched vermin! I'll make you pay for this!
Le Frog: Ah, give it a rest, cousin... and get your kids a puppy.
