Captain Rich: Miss Pratt, there are 425 passengers on this flight who are not receiving any attention at the moment because every one of my flight attendants are looking for a child that none of them believe was ever on board! If you think we could be doing more to meet your needs, then I suggest you take it up with customer service after we land.
[to his children, as they have a pillow fight]
Mr. Loud: I wish you guys would do that with bricks once in a while. That way it would end faster!
Carson: What are you going to do? Blow us both up?
Kyle: No. Just you.
Captain Rich: [coldly] A teddy bear does not constitute an inaccurate passenger manifest.
Julia: What kind of food do they have?
Kyle: On the airplane?
Julia: In America. Grandma and Grandpa.
Kyle: The best!
Julia: Do they have toast?
Kyle: [chuckles] Of course.
Carson: Hey! Your husband didn't jump off that roof! He flew!
Carson: The only piece of evidence is this
[gesturing]
Carson: tall, and will soon be vaporised!
Fiona: A six-year-old girl... climbing into avionics?
Kyle: There's nine closets on this plane. Right? There's four up and there's five down. And nobody's checked any of them. There's seven galleys, there's the crew quarters, there's the holds. And kids can find places like that!
Carson: You know, people will think what I *tell* them to think. That's how authority works.
[repeated line]
Kyle: Where's Julia?
Kyle: [to Carson] Where is she? WHERE DID YOU PUT HER?
Therapist: She needs a moment on her own.
Carson: Is she any kind of threat to herself?
Therapist: No, no. No, no.
Carson: Should I take her belt and shoelaces?
Captain Rich: I am responsible for the safety of every passenger on this plane -
[looks at Kyle]
Captain Rich: even the delusional ones!
Obaid: [Obaid has had to prove to most of the passengers he didn't kidnap Kyle's daughter] Satisfied? Then I guess you'll have to find a few other Arabs to harass.
Kyle: Have you seen my daughter?
[last lines]
Julia: Are we there yet?
Kyle: Not yet. Almost. Here. Hop on up.
[to Kyle]
Carson: Hey, are you watching this movie? Not too funny. 'Course at 36,000 feet, you can't just up and walk out of the theater, can you?
