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Final Destination 3

Ian McKinley: Equal... in death's eyes? All of us? How can you say that? Dude, think it through: Charlie Manson, made it to 70, Osama, still kicking. Pimps, vice presidents, walking around, all the atrocities they've committed, they're alive and well. These two girls, never done shit to anybody, they don't get to make it to 18. Where's the fucking equality in that?

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Kevin Fischer: Fuck you, Ben Franklin.

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Kevin Fischer: Get the fuck outta here, McKinley!
Ian McKinley: Hey, I'm just celebrating our town's tricentennial.
Wendy Christensen: You followed me!
Ian McKinley: Oh! You are paranoid. But, hey I saw what happened. You're next right? You're the end of it, aren't you? Man, I'd be paranoid too.

Wendy Christensen: You didn't even believe me!
Ian McKinley: Yeah, well, seeing is believeing.
Wendy Christensen: Then you have to stay away from me!
Ian McKinley: Have to? Wow, that's extreme. Oh, no way. Do I cause your death? Just like you caused Erin's?
[Wendy, Kevin, and Julie try to get away but

Ian blocks them]
Ian McKinley: Whoa whoa whoa whoa, what, what? You have a vision? Was I in it? Was I, was in a picture? Just tell me how to start it off! Let's get this over with!
Wendy Christensen: You'll save me if you just stay away! Then it'll all be over!
Ian McKinley: What do I care? It skipped me. For me, it is over.

I'm not dying. I'm not dying!
[Fireworks shoot at Ian but they miss him and hit the base of the cherry picker]
Ian McKinley: You see? I'm not gonna die! It's you, Wendy! You're dead!
[cherry picker falls on Ian and cuts him in half vertically]

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Kevin Fischer: Is there something wrong?
Wendy Christensen: The train...
Kevin Fischer: Oh Shit! Not again!

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Final Destination 3

Devil's Voice: Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! You may NEVER return... from "Devil's Flight"! Try not to scream! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

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Final Destination 3

Wendy Christensen: We need to know who was sitting behind you on the roller coaster.
Erin: Ok, who was sitting behind us on the roller coaster? Oh! Oh wait, Uh, wasn't it that one guy who got voted most likely to become manager of Red Lobster?
Ian McKinley: Oh, no, you know what? God, I remember. There was this guy, uh, black cloak.

I didn't see his face. But um, the ride attendant, did take his sickle before the ride started, if that's helpful in any way.

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Kevin Fischer: You know what? You're a real piece of shit Lewis. Fuck you.
Lewis Romero: Fuck moi? No fuck you.
[Kevin grabs his arm and Lewis slaps Erin in the face]
Erin: Agh.
Jason Wise: [Ian gets up and grabs Lewis, who is already in a fight with Kevin] Dude, let me off!
[the fight between

Lewis, Ian, and Kevin continues]
Jason Wise: Dude let me OFF!
Ashley Freund: This is so high school.
Ashlynn Halperin: Out.
[Ashlyn and Ashley leave their seats]
Frankie Cheeks: Wait where are you ladies going?
Erin: [trying to get Ian up from the fight] Ian!

Jason Wise: [while Security guards grab Wendy, Kevin, Ian, Erin, and Lewis] Dude let me off, I got to see if she's okay.
[crowd starts chanting, "Aye, oh, let's go!"]
Jason Wise: DUDE LET ME OFF!
[worker signals other roller coaster worker to start the ride]
Jason Wise: Let me off!
[ride starts]

Jason Wise: Dude that's my girlfriend!

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Kevin Fischer: So what, is he going to get crushed by a giant SpongeBob?
[pause]
Kevin Fischer: SpongeBob lives underwater!
Wendy Christensen: It is so sad you know that!

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Final Destination 3

Kevin Fischer: [about his death] Is it bad? Is it painful, or embarrassing? I mean, there's nothing like up my ass, is there?

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Wendy Christensen: [in Wendy's premonition] Erin! Hold on! Hold on!
Erin: [Ian and Erin are holding onto the seats] I can't.
[Ian falls so Erin lets go also]

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Kevin Fischer: What's wrong?
Wendy Christensen: It's nothing. It's just that I'm going to be worrying about you every second while you're gone.
Kevin Fischer: Why would you worry about me? We don't even like each other, remember?
[they hug]

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Final Destination 3

Ian McKinley: Ok. Ok, what if, for example, the last in line were to make the utilitarian choice. Kill themselves. Well, wow, that's pretty much gonna ruin any plan deaths put in motion. And even better, I think that's gonna save, five skipped lives. Any takers?
[Erin, Kevin, and Wendy look at each other, and then look to the ground in silence]
Ian

McKinley: I didn't think so.

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Wendy Christensen: You're not a senior!
Julie Christensen: And what are you gonna do about it, Miss "cutest-couple rah-rah"?

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Wendy Christensen: [sees Julie and her friends walk ahead of her] Excuse me?
[Julie, Amber and Perry turn around]
Wendy Christensen: You're not a senior!
Julie Christensen: And what are *you* gonna do about it, Mrs. ''cutest couple rah-rah''?
Wendy Christensen: Mom know you're here?
Julie

Christensen: You are a complete bitch if you tell her!
Wendy Christensen: [flashes her camera] Proof where you were.
Julie Christensen: Take a shot of this!
[sticks both her middle fingers at Wendy]

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Final Destination 3

Lewis Romero: [choose Your Fate Version] Fischer? What the fuck are you doing here?

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Final Destination 3

Kevin Fischer: It's never better staying ignorant. Willful ignorance is surrending control.

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Final Destination 3

Offensive Lineman: What the fuck is a Bruin anyway?

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Final Destination 3

Wendy Christensen: You didn't even believe me.
Ian McKinley: Yeah, well, seeing is believing.

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Final Destination 3

Wendy Christensen: What happened to willful ignorance?
Kevin Fischer: Hey, I'm full of shit, all right? I never thought I could see my own death before it happened Wendy.

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Final Destination 3

Lewis Romero: Man these things really suck man. Fucking boring.
[to Kevin]
Lewis Romero: Look, if you ever have to come to my funeral, bring me a PSP or something. That way I'll have something to do.