Ash: [for no apparent reason] ... Groovy.
Henrietta: I'll swallow your soul! I'll swallow your soul! I'll swallow your soul!
Ash: [aims shotgun at Henrietta's face] Swallow this.
Ash: Workshed.
[upon gaining the chainsaw in place of his lost right hand]
Ash: Groovy.
Ash: [talking to mirror] I'm fine... I'm fine...
[Mirror Ash jumps out of the mirror and grabs Ash]
Mirror Ash: I don't think so. We just cut up our girlfriend with a chainsaw. Does that sound "fine"?
Ash: Hey, what do you say we have some champagne, huh, baby?
Linda: Sure.
Ash: After all, I'm a man and you're a woman... at least last time I checked. Huh huh.
Annie: [Looking at a picture in the Necronomicon of Ash himself] In 1300 AD they called this man the uh, 'hero from the sky'. He was prophesied to have destroyed the evil.
Ash: He didn't do a very good job...
Ash: [to his freshly sawn-off possessed hand] Here's your new home.
[Ash places a bucket and a bunch of books on it to trap the hand, the top book reads "A Farewell to Arms"]
[Ash grabs a chainsaw]
Ash: That's right... who's laughing now... who's laughing *now*?
Bobbie Joe: You're holding my hand too tight.
Jake: Baby, I ain't holding your hand!
Henrietta: Someone's in my fruit cellar! Someone with a fresh soooul!
Annie: The first passage will allow the demon to manifest itself in the flesh.
Ash: Why the hell would we want to do that?
Ash: [after his hand is cut off] You bastards... you dirty bastards!
Ash: You're goin' down. Chainsaw.
[Ash's hand gains a life of its own]
Ash: Gimme back my hand... GIMME BACK MY HAND!
Ash: [being sucked in a vortex] For God's sake! How do you stop it?
Ash: [having just gotten hit in the face with a gusher of blood that turns to black goo] Old double-barrel here, blow your butts to Kingdom Come!
[staggers backward, voice drops]
Ash: See if we don't!
Ash: [as all the knights start hailing him] No. Nooo, Noooo... noooo! NOOOOOO!
Ash: Got you, didn't I, you little sucker!
Linda: Even now we have your darling Linda's soul, as she suffers in torment!
Ash: You're going DOWN!
