Rita Vrataski: Come find me when you wake up!

Cage: [while in training] Stop! Wait, wait, wait, wait! Stop! Wait a second, wait a second! I've been thinking... I mean, this thing is in my blood. So maybe there's some way I can transfer it to you.
Rita Vrataski: I've tried everything, it doesn't work.
Cage: I mean have you tried... you know... tried ALL the options.
Rita Vrataski: Oh, you mean sex? Yeah, tried it.
Cage: ...how many times?
Rita Vrataski: Alright...
[Cage gets hit by a spinning robot]

[repeated line]
Cruel Sergeant: On your feet, maggot!

Rita Vrataski: [after Bill gets hit during training] You all right, Cage?
Cage: I think I broke something...
Rita Vrataski: What?
Cage: My back. The only thing I can feel are my lips.
Rita Vrataski: Now listen carefully. This is a very important rule. This is the only rule. You get
injured on the field, you better make sure you die.
Cage: Why?
Rita Vrataski: Last time I was in combat, I was hit. I was bleeding out, just not fast enough. I woke up in a field hospital with three pints of someone else's blood and I was out. I lost the power, do you understand? Think we better start over, don't you?
Cage:
What?
[Rita shoots Bill]

Rita Vrataski: If it's all the same to you, I'm tired, I'm in pain. I'd rather just start fresh.
Kimmel: Tell you what. Take a few minutes. Coffee's ready. I'll look around for the keys. That's productive.
Rita Vrataski: Ten minutes.
Kimmel: Okay.
Rita Vrataski: And then I'm killing
you.
Kimmel: Fine.

Skinner: [in the helicopter] Hey, Mate! I think there's something wrong with your suit. There's a dead guy in it.
[laughs aloud]