The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet.

Damon Runyon
I once knew a chap who had a system of just hanging the baby on the clothes line to dry and he was greatly admired by his fellow citizens for having discovered a wonderful innovation on changing a diaper.

Damon Runyon
I long ago came to the conclusion that all life is 6 to 5 against.