It's a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.
The money's the same, whether you earn it or scam it.
A friend in need is a pest.
I'm a legend in this sport. If you don't believe me, ask me.
There's only two kinds of music I don't like... Country and Western.
There's nothing better than a good, blind referee.
North Dakota State. What do you have to do there to graduate? Milk a cow with your left hand?
Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post.
I know all about cheating. I've had six very successful marriages.
If you're poor and you do something stupid, you're nuts. If you're rich and do something stupid, you're eccentric.
Hawaii's the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.
You'd have a good voice, if it ever came out of your throat.
I was so nervous on the night of my honeymoon, I put my pants to bed, and I hung over a chair.
Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It's called Tulsa.
You can win, it'll just cost you some money.
There's the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories.
I'd love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job.
I don't look at myself as a hero or smart person. I have a seventh-grade education, but I've had a lot of fun.
I think women's wrestling has had a hard time because of GLOW. When GLOW came out, it looked like somebody was ripping off the male industry. Everybody made fun of it. WOW is a great product. It's produced right. It's got a little story line, and it's got good-looking girls who can work and can talk.
Everyone should have cancer one time - then you'd know that other things aren't important. The guy that gives you the finger at the stoplight don't mean nothing anymore. You come home and something's cold, or you didn't get something in the mail. Big deal. You want to get up every day and see your family and your friends.
