Harley Quinn: Here's the thing, Romy baby: your protection is based on the fact that people are scared of you. Just like they're scared of Mr. J. But I'm the one they should be scared of! Not you, not Mr.J! Because I'm Harley Fucking Quinn!
Harley Quinn: Do you know what a harlequin is? A harlequin's role is to serve. It's nothing without a master. No one gives two shits who we are, beyond that.
Harley Quinn: Oh hey, you're that singer no one listens to.
Dinah Lance: Oh hey, you're the asshole no one likes.
Cassandra Cain: [from trailer] Oh shit, is that a hyena in the bathtub?
Harley Quinn: I named him Bruce after that hunky Wayne guy.
[at end of closing credits]
Harley Quinn: Are you dummies still sitting there? Fine! Since you stuck it out this long, I'll tell you a super-duper secret secret, which you can't tell anyone! Okay. Did you know that Batman f...
Harley Quinn: [after Dinah uses her Canary Cry] I told you she had a killer voice.
Dinah Lance: What the hell is up with this bow and arrow shit?
The Huntress: IT'S NOT A FUCKING BOW AND ARROW. It's a crossbow! I'm not twelve!
Dinah Lance: I love this chick. She's got rage issues.
The Huntress: [getting in her face] I DON'T HAVE RAGE ISSUES!
Harley Quinn: YOU KILLED MY SANDWICH!
Black Mask: WOOO! Who's having a good time?
Harley Quinn: You know what they say: behind every successful man is a badass broad.
Harley Quinn: Psychologically speaking, vengeance rarely brings the catharsis we hope for.
Black Mask: Why don't I own the crossbow killer? I like crossbows!
Harley Quinn: [gets kicked] Right in the tit!
Harley Quinn: [to Montoya] Aren't you glad you wore that? Sexy AND bulletproof!
Cassandra Cain: [to Harley] I stole your ring.
[holds up a grenade pin]
Harley Quinn: If you want boys to respect you, show them you're serious. Shoot something, blow it up!
Harley Quinn: I'm not shopping at this store - I'm robbing this store. Paying is for dummies!
[repeated line]
The Huntress: Do you know who I am?
Harley Quinn: You made me want to be a less terrible person
