33 Along Came Polly Quotes (2025) #2

Along Came Polly

Reuben Feffer: I know that I have a .013% chance of being hit by a car on my way home. Or a one in 46,000 chance of falling through a subway grate. So I try to manage that risk by avoiding danger and having a plan and knowing what my next move is. And I guess you don't exactly live your life that way. Yeah... which is great, but I'm not gonna ever be a dirty dancer, and I don't

eat food with my hands, and I really like you, but I just don't think this is gonna work out.

Along Came Polly

Reuben Feffer: Ahh... rat in the house!
Polly Prince: That's not a rat, that's my ferret.

Along Came Polly

Sandy Lyle: Check out her expression - she's terrified.
Reuben Feffer: She's smiling.
Sandy Lyle: I'm a student of acting, Ruben - she's fakin' it. The woman got spooked, she needed to explore, which is exactly what you're gonna do - you've been given the gift of freedom, don't turn you back on that.
Reuben

Feffer: I don't want freedom, Sandy, I wanna be married!

Along Came Polly

Reuben Feffer: Oh and by the way, I threw away all your little throw pillows. Yea. Cuz throw pillows suck. They serve no purpose. They're purely decorative.